Caption This 9-2-11
Brad Madison
Photo Joshua A. Bickel CDT
This man needs a caption. Give him one, or he will crack your sternum and eat your spleen like a stick of Trident.
Congratulations to countrycal for his winning caption in the Thursday Contest. We haven't tried this yet, but you should try to trade your Denmoney for a chance to ride in the Helmet Car tomorrow morning.
Captions!
RECs!
TOMORROW!!!!
bloody mary morning......
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SleepyFloyd7
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Brad Madison takes a jayhawk
This signature is not clever. It is not funny. Why are you still reading it? Seriously, it only goes down from here. It doesn't get better. You're the type of person who sits through the entire movie even though the movie is obviously horrible. And not in that "so bad it's good horrible" I'm talking Transformers 2 horrible. You liked that movie? Ugh.
by mizzou2396 on Sep 2, 2011 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
There was no way this one wasn’t veering in a poopwardly direction
by Damnatio Memoriae on Sep 2, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Figured someone would beat me to it...
Was going to say “Arrrgh, can’t get this Jayhawk out of my Kansas!”
Our daughter is potty-trained, but we still have to wipe her Kansas after a Jayhawk.
Man,
I need to eat more fiber.
"Every absurdity has a champion to defend it" Olivar Goldsmith
by 1Believer on Sep 2, 2011 9:14 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rwaaaahh!
I think he ALWAYS is in warface mode. Born to kill baby!
by A thru Zou on Sep 2, 2011 10:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Who. does. number. two. work. for?
That’s right buddy, you show that turd who’s boss.
by KC explant on Sep 2, 2011 9:36 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
Brad Madison tries to hold in his laughter as he looks at Kansas' depth chart.
"Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming." -John Wooden
by kacc56 on Sep 2, 2011 9:37 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
The man does a great Slingblade impersonation
Respect and honor your opponent, unless that opponent is a fictional bird. In which case you hit him until he falls, kick him until dead and burn the remains.
I love to let the sweat bead up under my nose...
It makes the opposing lineman think I’m crayin’. Then Boom… Spin Move baby!
Kids, your mom was right when she said your face would freeze like this!
Listen to your mom!
by Mac6uffin on Sep 2, 2011 10:24 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Oh Yes - My Spin Move
It is quite effective but there is a secret
As sweat from my nose is beginning to drop I make the move
with a whipping action the sweat is propelled into the eyes of opposing linemen
Blinding them momentarily as I flash by……
They can’t stop what they can’t see….
Genius
by coinaster on Sep 2, 2011 10:43 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far.
His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away.
Upon movement of the ball he has but one goal.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Sep 2, 2011 10:49 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
More of this
Less of poop.
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and kansas
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Sep 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions
hey, you pick a picture of a guy dropping a duece
the captions are going to come.
This signature is not clever. It is not funny. Why are you still reading it? Seriously, it only goes down from here. It doesn't get better. You're the type of person who sits through the entire movie even though the movie is obviously horrible. And not in that "so bad it's good horrible" I'm talking Transformers 2 horrible. You liked that movie? Ugh.
by mizzou2396 on Sep 2, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
poop and kansas=redundant
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
by threadkiller on Sep 2, 2011 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is what I get for showing up late for the contest.
We were both going with the same thing, but you did it better anyway. Rec.
I dunno man...hockey?
Go ahead punk, make my day.
"The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers."
by drewder on Sep 2, 2011 10:51 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Remember when I asked you what it feels like to be a bear?
Well this is what it feels like to be a bear.
by mutiger124 on Sep 2, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
For the love of God.....someone start a Karma thread!
….the turtle goes back into its shell…..
Damn Scott Summers!
I will always love you Jean Grey!
by McZou on Sep 2, 2011 11:34 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
sssssssssssss ......................... aaaaaaaacccccckk
Sack!
sesame street too obscure?
automatic rec
for Ash references
God Emporer of Awesome
brad madison.
shown here in the “before” picture of the oakley advertisement.
"My friend! My friend!" You big crybaby. Go bury him in the yard before he stinks up the place.
why
do i want to call madison "the ragin’ amish’ every time i see him?
God Emporer of Awesome
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