Today is the 23rd birthday of the official softball player of Rock M Nation, Marla SCHWEISBERGER, and wow, is she in a hurry to open her presents! (And yes, I know she graduated, but she will forever be our first Official Softball Player of RMN. Because SCHWEISBERGER rules. Deal with it.) Click here to embiggen so you can see all the horrible flaws in my Microsoft Paint-ing..