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New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees (9) is sacked by San Francisco 49ers OLB Aldon Smith (99).
Photo: AP Photo/Paul Sakuma
Oh my. Please give Aldon a winning caption...or else.
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apologies to Peter Benchly
At 1st, Bress thought he had snagged her leg on a lineman or Mizzou’s turf. There was no initial pain, only one violent tug on his left leg. He reached down to touch his foot. He could not find his foot. He reached higher on the leg, and was overcome by a rush of nausea and dizziness. His groping fingers had found a hub of bone and tattered flesh. Pain and panic struck together. Brees fell down and screamed a guttural cry of terror.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Jan 16, 2012 9:11 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
OH HAI
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
Chase Daniel recruits help for playing time.
Top Heavy Beer Drinker
by DnrW on Jan 16, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions 17 recs
Th San Fran D breaks out their new weapon, the flying linebacker
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
by Cougar9001 on Jan 16, 2012 9:24 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Aldon Smith doing what Aldon Smith does.
"I try to shoot shots that I know are going to go in."
-Marcus Denmon
Not pictured: Saints lineman #999 pulls Aldon Smith away from Drew Brees.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 16, 2012 9:36 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
The Late Gary Coleman
Suited up as Aldon Smith on Sunday, just to level the playing field.
"KU, you're nothing to me now. You're not a rival, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do."
The Brees feeds the flame, The blacksmith is about to drop the hammer
The 49er sees nothing butt gold
by McZou on Jan 16, 2012 10:08 AM CST via mobile reply actions 3 recs
Aldon says:
C’mere! You will let Daniel play. That is all.
SEC no longer stands for Southeastern Conference. It now stands for Several Entertaining Chiefs.
I'm not saying, I'm just sayin.
by Backtozack on Jan 16, 2012 10:51 AM CST via mobile reply actions
After experiencing "Oscillate Wildly" a bit too personally.....
….Drew Brees decides to delete the entire Smiths library from iTunes on the plane ride back to NOLA
by JC-Mizzou on Jan 16, 2012 11:11 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Aldon Smith answers the age old question of Who Dat?
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
by Cougar9001 on Jan 16, 2012 11:11 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Brees: “And lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from Aldon.”
God: “Tim?”
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 16, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
not a quote
He just appears to have the biggest smile ever on his face. It’s one of those Haha I got you f***er smiles.
































