Knight: “Let me tell you something about this Missouri squad. They start 4 guards every game and they are only….boy, it’s good to be back calling a game with you, Brent.”

I’M BOBBY KNIGHT AND I SAID SO…..RRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR

most are Cokes or sweet tea, but Robert Montgomery Knight is old enough – and bitter enough – to require a potent blend of Mylanta and Metamucil.

hunting trip with Whitey Herzog kill off that damn Honey Badger!

Musberger: Say, Bob, do you think basketball is any better live?

Knight: At our age, it’s good to be around anything live. (THEY LAUGH)

Musburger: Well, at least it’s only for one night.

Knight: Yeah, but that’s the same thing they told us 25 years ago…

Musburger/Knight: Ho-ho-ho!! (MIZZOU FIGHT SONG BEGINS) OH NO!!!!!!

His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

What is a Honey Badger exactly?

Brent Musburger contemplates whether he can wait another half hour to empty his leg bag

Bobby continues to look in hopes to see Betty White

Knight: Missouri’s a great team, I like the way they move the ball, oh there was a turnover, that’s not very good, I really like the way A&M is moving the ball, they’ve climbed right back into this game, the Missouri guards are getting right back after it, I missed you Brent, those guards sure are quick, both teams are moving to the SEC, although I don’t think Missouri will like it as well, A&M is getting Middleton space and helping create shots, did you see Holly Rowe and the national championship game, I can’t wait to get the Holly Badger back, I knew Missouri was going to turn it around, and they are very impressive, until they play teams with size that is.

Bob: Is that went I slap your butt for a good play.

Brent: No, it’s what I use to keep myself fresh in the eyes of the listeners, and also 40 hours a week of watching that Honey Badger Youtube video.

Bob: It seems to be working. /sarcasticly stares out onto the court.

he was interested in the Missouri coaching job he’d have this team 18-0.

AND WHERE IN THE HELL AM I?!?

Knight: (stony silence)
Brent: I know, it’s a terrible reference. We’re two old guys, why would we listen to an indie pop band from Scotland?
Knight: (scowl)
Brent: Bill wanted us to talk about dietary restrictions. I’m sorry, it’s all I could come up with.
Knight: What in the hell does any of this have to do with this game? Let’s talk about low, explosive butts and slapping kids on the butt.
Brent: Um… how ’bout that Honey Badger?
Knight: Third base!

‘just ignore bobby flay and he’ll go back to food network’