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This billboard has popped up in Kansas City. Please give the photo a winning caption.
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The designer of this billboard obviously did not know that all of Kansas City is actually in KANSAS
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 AM CST reply actions
Fortunately for kU, this Billboard was not brought to you by Taco Bell and the Chalupa.
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by mizzou2396 on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
The straw leans to the left
because Kansas sucks.
/amidoinitright?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 AM CST reply actions 52 recs
Well done sir
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
He posted this winner so fast
Had to be the SEC SPEED!
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Don't worry
I’ll crash lose in the second half of the day. We’ll just say I’ll “aggie it up”
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
I must say
I always enjoy the creepy fanatical Orson gif.
by u2nspenserfan on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
40 recs. geez, i don't think we've seen the last of this caption.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Damn
was hoping to break 50. What’s the rec-ord?
/seewhatididthere?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
Tiger: You really look ridiculous.
Beaker: I know.
by ZouDave on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Charlie Weis
is REALLY excited about kU’s new sponsor.
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
by MizzouRugby on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 AM CST reply actions 21 recs
supersize me!!
too late, cholly!!
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions
THEY'RE BRINGING BACK THE McRIB!!
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
they made a new sandwich called the mcweis.
4 ribs on 1 bun covered in bbq and cheese sauce
can't we just pave over kansas?
by mizzutgr on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
The Jayhawk desperately wishes it could have become a Southern Style Chicken.
by mu211 on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 AM CST reply actions 13 recs
Why is kU on that SEC billboard?
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 AM CST reply actions
Tiger: You got this Steve?
Steve: Yah, I got this…
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
by Cougar9001 on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 AM CST reply actions 24 recs
Tiger Punch
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Reminds me of my Bounty Hunter in
Star Wars: The Old Republic.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
That game is eating my life.
I love it, but it’s more cracktastic than WoW.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions
Adding story to tried and true MMO mechanics was a good idea.
Never played WoW, but TOR is the only PC game I’ve played since it came out. Skyrim is feeling neglected.
Same here.
In fact, it was the only game to get me to dust off my PC at all.
At least it would have been till Diablo 3 comes out, whenever that is.
But thus far, the Bounty Hunter can do ANYTHING in the game.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 24, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
WoW got too repetitive
and now they’re just throwing junk out there and surviving on brand. The voice acting is far better. My only complaint is difficulty having clear roles (heals/tank/dps) and a lack of meters.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM CST up reply actions
YES
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
100% beef, my a#@.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
75% MORE DAGGERS!!
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by The Beef on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
i'm really enjoying this meme.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
What percentage is there
of snark?
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
only beef can determine that.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Beef determines snark? What kind of world do we live in? What about all the vegetarians? Can they have no snark?
by u2nspenserfan on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
i've said too much already.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you worry your pretty little head
I am married to a vegetarian, so all are considered when snark decisions are made
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Really???? TGQ is a vegetarian????
Does that mean I have to do a tofu-brisket this fall?
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
and i get made fun of for coldcuts.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
tailgating without meat is just fundamentally wrong,
i don’t care who you are.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions
look, you want to take on TGQ
go for it. I’m just pointing out why we make fun of you and not her.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
i thought it was because you stand a better chance of running into her than me
and didn’t want to risk getting your butt kicked.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
I doubt I would run into her
but you are correct – I don’t want to get my butt kicked.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
We dont tailgate without meat
She is typically the one cooking it…she just doesn’t eat it when she is done
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She is one strange vegetarian
As she will cook/grill all the meat, without bother. I am guessing she probably does not really like Tofu, seeing as I have never seen her eat it. At tailgates, she typically gets by on side dishes and the occassional veggie burger. Alcohol used to be in there, but since this will be the 4th football season in a row (coming up) where she will either have been pregnant or nursing….well..she hates me. 2013 football season cannot come soon enough for her :-)
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Guess I had never noticed. Not a big deal...just caught me off-guard.
How’s she doing? Big day is getting closer. Hope everything is going well and that Veal is excited about having a new one around.
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
good lord, how many little ones you gonna have before you stop?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
NEVER BE OUTNUMBERED!!!!
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Things are good...think we are in week 25
2nd week of May….will be here soon enough
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by The Beef on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"How the crap are we supposed to drink from this?"
We all understand what being a Mizzou fan is like. That’s no excuse for being a douche.
by jaeger on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
3 employees got fired
for misplacing the jayhawk half of the sign. It belonged on I-44, east of Springfield a ways.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
I don't have a comment
But just seeing that stupid fucking cartoon bird just makes me angry.
by DanielH123 on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
But how awesome does
the Tiger looked compared to that stupid bird.
Really really awesome!
And that bird just looks stupid.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
You guys win for having the best looking Tiger in the SEC now.
We should realign again.
Auburn War Eagles
LSU Bayou Bengals
Mizzou Tigers.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
Quick Research shows
Mizzou : established: 1839
….LSU: established: 1853
Auburn: established: 1856
So we win the rights to “Tigers” because we were here first.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Well
There you are.
It works out. The other two teams call their own teams other things, and thus should not be Tigers.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 24, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Plus we are the one school who actually uses the colors of a Tiger
I’ve never seen a blue and orange tiger or one with purple stripes.
I'm sorry, how many national championships does Truman have?
Auburn has 6. 11 if we are counting like a bammer.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
make that Aubie. Not Auburn
DAMN I NEED MORE COFFEE
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions
Today started out so well for you, too. :-)
by u2nspenserfan on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
I had a coffee cup when I wrote that
and now we’re out of coffee. Screw it. going back to bed.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
If we're counting like a bammer ...
… two in football. Some obscure poll gave us the title in 1960 and we won a “computer championship” from one of the computer polls in 2007. :-)
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
Most Bammers.
I only count nine.
6 with Bear, 1 with Stallings, 2 with Saban.
by Durdens Wrath on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
boo.
What do you have against the ring-tailed lemur?
by threadkiller on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
BracketCat is gonna be pissed...
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by The Beef on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Tiger: Come on baby, be my enemy for life.
Bird: No no no no no. I hate you too much to be your enemy.
Weird Purple Cat (off-screen): Yes! My plan is coming together purrrrfectly. (rubbing paws together)
by Jerilac on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
when it's cut like this, the lid of the cup looks like a toilet seat
good enough for my rec, as I always like to imagine my kansas grads cleaning toilets at McD’s
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
they're one of the title sponsors for the Border War
so I think they probably have some limited use rights that go with that.
this
/not AlaTiger
"Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s kinda like they’re saying, ‘Here—you throw this away.’"
-Mitch Hedberg
Top reasons why this is an ideal board-er showdown
1) no words for their illiterate grads to misinterpret
2) ku players hope to be drafted and employed in the National French-fry League (NFL)
3) Front Butt is familiar with this battle field and my not McChicken out.
4) Self was pushing for a self titled BILLboarder showdown anyway
5) ku fans can realize their golden (arches) dreams.
6) Mizzou is right
7) ku is left (behind)
8) People will finally be able to identify one bad odors when a beaker walks past
by McZou on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
I can haz jayhawkburger?
http://www.SimmonsField.com
by trripleplay on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
just got to the end, and i rec'd so many...
nothing like hate to get the bring out the best us.
capital letters suck.
Welcome to McDonalds!
where KU (job) history awaits!
McDonalds recognizes the marketability of Kansas State.
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by RPT on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM CST reply actions 10 recs
You guys are bringing it today.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
He has a second brain in his front butt
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 24, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
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