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Texas Tech head coach Billy Gillespie. (Photo)
It's been a rough start to the conference schedule for the Red Raiders. Please give some insight to what Coach Gillespie's frustrations might be.
Congratulations to MUPete for returning to the top of the podium with his winner in the Thursday Contest. You get a nice pile of Denmoney, while we do some test-pressings of a DGBuck prototype.
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SleepyFloyd7
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Dr. Pepper 10 is only for men!?!?!?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 27, 2012 9:23 AM CST reply actions
In west Texas
the ability to hold a baby and fire a handgun simultaneously is a prerequisite for a suprising number of jobs.
by switzy227 on Jan 27, 2012 9:34 AM CST reply actions 10 recs
You need to LOAD it first!
Then point it.
/hownottoshootintofoot.com
by blackgoldorange on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 AM CST reply actions
Coach Gillespie is a Lubbock Liberal
He only gets one of his guns out.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 27, 2012 9:51 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Gillespie draws the same gun he used in his getaway from Lexington.
RockMNation.com (@rockmnation)
Fighting mob mentality since 2007
by RPT on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Coach Gillespie pulls a gun on someone
upon hearing that Lubbock is in a dry county.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 27, 2012 10:00 AM CST reply actions
Billy gets kudos from Randy for intensity
but both J-Lo and Steven Tyler are freaked out when he pulls on the tie and his trousers drop to the floor
http://www.SimmonsField.com
This pic was taken at a local bowling alley in Lubbock, the following dialogue occurred between Billy Gillespie and Tommy Tuberville...
Gillespie: OVER THE LINE!
Tuberville: Huh?
Gillespie: I’m sorry, Tommy. You were over the line, that’s a foul.
Tuberville: Bullsh*t. Mark it 8, Kirby.
Gillespie: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.
Tuberville: Bullsh*t, Billyr. Mark it 8, Kirby.
Gillespie: Tommy, this is not ’Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
by HHKB Chris on Jan 27, 2012 10:32 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
walter and donny always get a rec
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Billy Gillespie mistakenly believes this is where MU will shove it Saturday
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.
by SiberianKhatru on Jan 27, 2012 10:45 AM CST reply actions
I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now....
/looks at script
…never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking: maybe it means you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here… he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness…
//looks at script again
…Or it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
by Ausgiano on Jan 27, 2012 10:58 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
yes, back to back solid movie references. pulp fiction gets a rec!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 27, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
Pew pew pew!
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
John Wooden
by lost..in the woods on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Han shot first!
Fight, Tigers, Fight for 'ol Mizzou!
#ReconcileByWinning
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Jan 27, 2012 12:13 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
Ha!
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
by MizzouRugby on Jan 27, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
pick of the litter here. nicely done.
Lamentations 3:22-23
by threadkiller on Jan 27, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Getting ahead of things,
but the DGB currency reference should be “Dorial GreenBacks”.
I could get used to competing for those for the next 4 years.
by Wald on Jan 27, 2012 12:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
I spent a full 5 minutes trying to come up with that, but you found it.
nice
The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.
by SleepyFloyd7 on Jan 27, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
They hired me, even though I made a player ride in the back of van on
the way home from a game, but they fired a football coach for how he treated a player. Shoot, I am one lucky guy!
Billy wakes up from his latest binge in Lexington, KY...
Lubbock?? WTF. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
by MizzouTiger05 on Jan 27, 2012 12:46 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

































