The Battle For Dorial Green-Beckham Comes To An End In 48 Hours
At 9:15 AM CT on Wednesday, Dorial Green-Beckham will announce his college choice on ESPNU.
It has certainly been a spectacle, for any number of reasons. Everybody from USC to Florida has attempted to get his attention, the world has gotten to know the Pinkel-copter, etc. Missouri has been involved in plenty of high-profile, in-state recruiting battles since Gary Pinkel came to town, but most had a different back story, and most haven't involved public announcements. Blaine Gabbert began to slowly lean away from Nebraska and toward Mizzou, and when he officially made the switch, reporters were informed without a press conference. Sheldon Richardson's recruitment had plenty of drama, but a) his initial commitment came well before his senior season in high school, and any sort of drama basically came and went, then came back and went away again. In the end, he committed for good, in private, in December 2010.
For Dorial Green-Beckham, however, recruitment has followed both a straighter, and quieter, path. No commitments, no de-commitments, no re-commitments. Just some unofficial visits, some official visits, very few real interviews, and on Wednesday, an announcement. In many ways, DGB's recruitment has not in any way resembled that of Gabbert or Richardson; instead, it has most closely resembled that of Tony Temple.
Temple, a four-star back from Kansas City's Rockhurst High School, was Rivals' No. 79 overall prospect, and for a long time he was regarded as the most heavily-recruited prospect ever to come out of the K.C. area. His recruitment was a bit of a soap opera, at least until an awkward article about his recruitment was published in the Kansas City Star. Teams backed off of him after the article was printed, and after getting burned by the spotlight, he shied away from media contact, leaving fans to speculate in the void. And speculate, they did. Kansas State fans were absolutely convinced he was in the bag; Mizzou fans thought they were in good shape as well. In the end, Temple made two official visits late in his recruiting process -- Columbia on December 12, 2003, and Manhattan on December 19 -- and picked a Mizzou hat during his commitment ceremony on local television a couple of weeks later. (I remember this very clearly, as ZouDave had both The Beef and me on conference call, telling us who he picked as it happened.)
As with Temple, the absence of verifiable facts and quotes relating to DGB have not prevented a narrative from forming anyway. What's the line from American President? "They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand?" DGB has intentionally either avoided interviews altogether or given mostly boilerplate answers, but where actual quotes don't cut it, others' opinions do. One person says he thinks Arkansas is in the lead. Another then says "From what I'm hearing, Arkansas is in the lead." Another says "I'm hearing from multiple folks that Arkansas is in the lead." The same happens when someone mentions that they think that Oklahoma is in the lead, or that Missouri is only receiving courtesy attention, or that Texas is actually a serious darkhorse contender, or anything else. The narrative has had ups and downs through the months (right down to the new "Missouri is making up ground late, but did they wait too long?" meme now ... as if they had backed off or something), but as with everything else, those have been formed almost entirely from speculation, guesswork, and an Internet game of Telephone.
Here's what we know for sure about Mr. Green-Beckham at this point:
- We know that he's the No. 1 prospect in the country according to Rivals, and at the U.S. Army All-American game, he backed up the hype. People have compared him to everybody from Randy Moss to Julio Jones, and while he might or might not have a bit of an issue with his hands, he is a spectacular athlete with what appears to be a very good head on his shoulders. We've posted his highlights here quite a few times; by now, you're more than familiar with it.
- Okay, fine, here are some highlights again.
- We know that blue-chip receivers tend to produce pretty well, though the median is closer to Terrance Toliver than Julio Jones. The sky is the limit for DGB, but wherever he goes -- Missouri or otherwise -- reality might struggle to match expectations.
- We know that DGB took official visits to Texas (November 18), Arkansas (January 20) and Missouri (January 27). He canceled an official to Oklahoma in December, citing, among other things, exhaustion from a hectic basketball schedule. Virtually his entire immediate family came with him to Columbia, while he went to Fayetteville by himself. (Mizzou fans see that as a good sign. Arkansas fans, meanwhile, also see this as a good sign because "the family already knows everything they need to know about Fayetteville." Speculation is fun.)
- We know that he took numerous unofficial visits, mainly over the summer months, to Missouri, Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma, Alabama, Auburn, etc.
- We know that Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino did not get his in-home visit with DGB last week because another school had witnessed the two "bumping into each other" in San Antonio, and Arkansas didn't want any perception of a possible recruiting violation.
- We know that his official top five are, in some order, Alabama, Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas. However his signing ceremony goes down on Wednesday, it will involve those five schools.
In terms of actual, verifiable knowledge, that's about all we've got. Here are some other things we think we know, which have been repeated in quite a few different circles. (A lot of this has been in some way backed up by the good folks at PowerMizzou, whose measured takes I have come to respect and trust; I don't believe I am giving away any insider information with this, though if I'm wrong, I will make corrections.)
- He and the family both like Mack Brown quite a bit, but it is too far away. He is reasonably close to his family (Green) and really close to his adopted family (Beckham), and he will probably not stray too far from Springfield. This is how his original "final three" of Arkansas, Missouri and Oklahoma seemingly came about.
- It is assumed that Alabama is out, and Oklahoma has about a two percent chance at best right now. Alabama always seemed like No. 5 out of five, while Oklahoma, an early leader, has faded. Be this because of chemistry issues surrounding the team in Norman, or something completely different, we have no idea. But it seems like the new "final three" consists of the three schools who have received official visits: Arkansas, Missouri and Texas. Because of the distance, again, most assume Texas is No. 3 (though you can pretty easily find pockets of Texas fans convinced they are going to pull a surprise on Wednesday).
- The general notion seems to be that DGB likes Arkansas and Missouri either equally or nearly equally (with Arkansas potentially holding a slight lead). The family, meanwhile, has developed a great relationship with David Yost and others from the Mizzou coaching staff, and the more influence they have on his choice of schools, the better Mizzou's chances are.
- Both his visits to Arkansas and Missouri went about as well as would be expected. Official visits typically do. That hasn't stopped people from idly speculating; it's just what happens. On Hogville, you can find people analyzing DGB's facial expressions from pictures taken at Mizzou Arena. On Tigerboard, you can find someone with "connections" who insists that DGB is "all but a lock." And on Sporting News, from a real, honest-to-god sports writer, you can find perhaps the most incredibly ridiculous assumption of all: that Mizzou is screwed because DGB got carded at Harpo's. Yep. Poor, lowly Mizzou never really had a chance -- because why would you go to some fourth-tier school like Missouri (46 wins in five years) when you go can go to a powerhouse like Arkansas (42)? -- and all it took to eliminate them from the race (since they're just getting courtesy interest, obviously), was for an 18-year old to get carded at a place where 18-year olds always get carded.
(And yes, there is some bitterness in that bullet point. For the last year, everybody outside of the state of Missouri has completely written Mizzou off in DGB's recruitment, as if Mizzou hasn't landed the last two in-state five-stars, hasn't won plenty of games recently, and hasn't produced four pass-catching All-Americans in five years. One gets the impression that, since Mizzou was terrible in the 1980s and 1990s, people around the age of most current writers just continuously assume the Tigers will eventually fold and disappear back to the land of fifth downs and Omniturf, despite any and all evidence to the contrary.)
In 48 hours, we will find out DGB's decision. Perhaps he has already made it. Perhaps he had made it last week. Perhaps it won't come to him until about 9:05 AM on Wednesday. We have no idea. What is my opinion? I have been irrationally confident for a while, and I'm sure it has clouded the way I view things, just as it does for everybody else. And really, I'm confident for all the wrong reasons. I'm confident because, when it was time for Tony Temple to make a decision, he realized that after years of recruiting, he viewed the Mizzou coaching staff as family. I'm confident because DGB is Danario Alexander (only bigger and taller) with a back story similar to Jeremy Maclin's, and it only feels right that he would be a Tiger. I'm confident because he professes to desire a family environment, and that is typically Mizzou's biggest draw. But that is basically me being confident because of factors pertaining to former Mizzou recruits, not this current one.
Missouri has been on DGB for four years now, and there's no question that David Yost, Andy Hill, Gary Pinkel, and probably every other staff member have gotten to know him rather well through the years. That he brought his entire family to Columbia is a good thing to me (I am, after all, a Missouri fan, so of course I am going to see it that way), and that he actually went through with the official to Columbia says something good as well. If he were truly as sold on Arkansas as soon have been trying to make you believe, there would have been no need to make another official visit simply out of "courtesy."
At the same time, I know two other things: 1) I could be very, very incorrect, and 2) Missouri's football program will continue to exist if I am. Gary Pinkel has done too much work in the last 11 seasons for his program to be made or broken by one player. Mizzou will be solid in 2012 no matter who signs with them on Wednesday. Yes, it would be disappointing to have missed out on some high-caliber, in-state talent like DGB, Durron Neal, etc., but it happens. You have good classes and lesser classes, and at Mizzou, the lesser classes have produced well enough to dampen whatever disappointment might (or might not) exist Wednesday afternoon. Still, you would rather win these recruiting battles than lose them, especially when someone of such ridiculously high upside and, evidently, character is involved.
The good news is, there is a deadline to all the speculation; in two days, there will not be a need for it anymore.
Links:
PowerMizzou: The making of No. 1 (from June)
SB Nation: Dorial Green-Beckham Has Arrived For His Visit To Missouri
The Missourian: Fans welcome Green-Beckham at Missouri men's basketball game
The Missourian: Crowd greets Green-Beckham for top football recruit's Missouri visit
Post-Dispatch: Recruiting border battle boiling for MU, Arkansas
Post-Dispatch: Green-Beckham gets royal treatment at MU
KC Star: Dorial Green-Beckham is more than just a top-rated football recruit
KC Star (Campus Corner): Some notes about DGB's visit to MU
Blatant Homerism: DGB to (Insert School Name Here)
College Football Talk: Highly sought WR recruit gets big welcome at Missouri basketball game
Rivals.com: Discussing DGB's decision
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I'm confident for the exact same reasons you stated.
I have a “friend” with “sources” who said at a party he said he was going to Oklahoma, like 2 months ago. The same “friend” with the same “sources” changed his story to say it was Arkansas, and sticks to it. It’s a joke, NOBODY KNOWS. NOBODY SHOULD PRETEND LIKE THEY DO. I’m confident in our chances because of the family atmosphere, because of the recent NFL success, because of his family’s connection with our staff.
(For the record, I wouldn’t even be mad if he threw a curveball, laughed in everyone’s faces, and committed to Missouri State to play basketball. That would be AWESOME.)
by CapnCribbs on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
this is a perfectly written piece.
nice work.
oh, and please come to mizzou DGB!
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 AM CST reply actions
Very well written Mr. C.
What a potentially great week to be a MU fan.
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
It's offically happened
The reporting of college football recruiting has gone completely bonkers, because someone at Harpo’s OBEYED THE LAW. Maybe someone needs to pass on that Liquor Enforcement is kinda insane in MO. And they would send out folk on night when a high valued individual is in town.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
My wife told me about that article when she saw it on facebook
I figured it was a random blog, or maybe something like a newspaper originating in Arkansas. When I saw it was The Sporting News, I was embarrassed for them.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 AM CST up reply actions
Are we not left with the perception
that he was rightfully allowed to drink at the bars on his visits to the other schools?
Nice job National Inquirer, er Sporting News
IN FAYETTEVILLE FIVE STAR DRINKING AGE IS 16
WOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOEYYYYYY
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I believe that's just part of the Academic Common Market bylaws.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
my pessimism is irreversible at this point.
i’m afraid after this is all over, we’ll be making bitter beer face.
Lamentations 3:22-23
But TK....
I wanna make the happy girly-cocktail duck face….
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
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"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
I'm honestly afraid to stay on RMN much longer.
I’m in class and if anyone around me sees that picture I’m afraid the damage it could do may not be able to be reversed…
I used the period so it would be harder to title click!
Shamed forever!
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
wow that's a whole lotta makeup.
Lamentations 3:22-23
by threadkiller on Jan 30, 2012 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
RGB's "friend" tweets that he is committing to Arky
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 9:30 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Haha
But ya, that is a really well written article. You guys should definitely check it out!
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
SOURCES!!!
….say DGB to mizzou
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 9:33 AM CST reply actions
Meanwhile...
SOURCES!!!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/johnehoover/status/164007832105140225
Going to be a long 48 hours.
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Hmm...
SOURCES!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/NYDNDickWeiss/status/52531734822141953
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
Sources....
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
I started laughing...
Then it kind of went into a pathetic half-laugh, half-cry… That was a painful, painful time in my life.
those three days suuuuuucked
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
I know right
We just got a commitment from a fullback!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
Everyone at Mizzou is cautiously optomistic.
Annoying You Since 1986
by MUTIGERS86 on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
that answer is amazing
I’m dead serious too, not being sarcastic. It’s perfect. Gives people a reason to hope, but also shows that no one knows. Didn’t overplay the hand at all. Very well done.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
I really like how you have to tell us when your being serious and not sarcastic
That means you have done a great job on this board
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 AM CST up reply actions
Well I've had a few posters who thought I had taken offense
or that I was attacking when I wasn’t and I realized it was always because I’m a crappy writer who can’t express tone through the written word.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Was that directed at me?
I couldn’t tell because your writing confused me.
We need to find more problems to solve.
What would be the appropriate celebration if DGB commits to Mizzou?
We wont talk about the other possibility.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
Alright then
Anyone who might be around the Crown Center area in KC on Wednesday morning, you have been warned.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I just want the Stay Puft Marshmallow thing to happen.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
uh, look around dude
what problems are left? The world is a utopia. I don’t know anyone who is complaining about anything anymore. Except for coffee drinkers, but you can’t fix stupid.
BOOM!
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
I wouldn't be awake right now without
and it doesn’t taste like putrid syrup, or at least how I imagine 5HE to taste
I drink coffee
simply because it bothers me that 5HE makes it seem like it is such a difficult task.
I like the feeling of knowing that every morning I wake up and accomplish something that is apparently befuddling the majority of people in this country. I then enjoy my bitter drink like a Shelbyville kid enjoys his lemons.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Now I feel accomplished
for stopping at a Sunoco and doing something as difficult as buying a coffee.
takes great courage for me
to walk ten feet across the lobby of my building and pour myself a free cup of starbucks.
you guys would be amazed at how courageous I am.
I think of this when I think of you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T1h7J0R-Q
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
free Starbucks?
where can I send my resume?
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
It's why I watch info-mercials
do you have any idea how good I feel after I chop a tomato? OR slice some bread? It’s nuts. Those people on the commercial have NO CHANCE of doing what I do. It must be what Lebron feels like when he goes up for a dunk.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm taking my talents to
Starbucks tomorrow morning
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I like to confront my weaknesses head on.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
*48 wins in 5 years.
But who’s counting? Mizzou is a wannabe football school anyway.
"Safety!! Ballgame!! BINGO!!!" - Mike Kelly
Sources say...
DGB contemplating Subway lunch run. Going to carry select cold cuts in a bag, will pick roast beef over turkey and ham, and expects Sandwich Artist to make him said sandwich. No word on choice of bread.
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 9:40 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Roast Beef!
That is obviously Mack Brown’s favorite sandwich choice. We’re all screwed!!!!!!!!!
Texas will win 5 NCAA titles in a row now! The LHN will become bigger than ESPN and ESPN 2 combined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gary Pinkel will start drinking wine on the sidelines during games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
If only he had chosen the roasted meth...
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
Out in the open
No more “gatorade” cups
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thats how GP rolls!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Sources are telling me that DGB
did not enjoy his official visit to Stone Hill Winery with Pinkel. DGB was really put off that he had to sober drive Pinkel back to CoMo on the Harley..
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
by MizzouRugby on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Pinkel claimed it was his cell phone in his pocket that kept poking DGB
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
What do you think his little brunette stunner keeps in those little bottles anyway?
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
My sources are saying he will remain in his school caffeteria.
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
Which is obviously code for him coming to Mizzou...
Staying in his cafeteria means he’s staying in the state of Missouri…
ethel
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions
Esmerelda
she’s generous with the pickles.
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Everyone is welcome for the recs.
by Babbalynski on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Just made it rain GRRREEEEENNNN
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
yeeeeeah

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he is coming to mizzou. Call it a gut feeling.
But my gut has been wrong before. So here’s to hoping. I just hope I didn’t waste a vacation day for wesenday.
by dp2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 AM CST via mobile reply actions
No time to make coffee...need another alternative...
/ducks
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I've heard that eating an apple is as effective as drinking coffee.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Apples make me crash
I don’t know what you’re talking about. Haven’t you ever heard of an apple coma?
I like my apples in some vodka
But its kinda pricey, 6-7 bucks per drink.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
Apples in vodka is good but Bacon is better
by McZou on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
Do I need to go all Dr. Cox and start calling your girls names?
Or just “newbie?”
by Babbalynski on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Call him Girly names, that's one of my favorite bits from Scrubs
Don’t let him ever live it down.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Catch me on the flip side here:
Follow @FullbackU
Bambi was actually a boy.
Now that my kids are old enough to watch the movie, I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go to a strip club again.
Yeah, I will.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec for hilarity
but Bambi is like, the one Disney movie that we don’t own. Shocking, I know.
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If you don't eat the apples while driving
the chance of crashing is decreased significantly.
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Hungry driving is drunk driving?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
it's all fun and games until someone gets a seed lodged in their nasal cavity
and suffocates.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Twitter is starting to lean towards Mizzou, I dont like it!
I feel like this is going to be another epic cosmic EFFF YOUUUUUU
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 AM CST reply actions
Somewhere Saban
is rubbing his hands together and laughing manically….
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
manically?
Is that a word for some one with really small hands?
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
He's drawing power from the bowels of hell

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 9:50 AM CST up reply actions
Nick Saban...gynecologist. :p
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
by Cardina1 on Jan 30, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
His bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired
But I’ll be damned if he hasn’t delivered half of the babies in the state.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Gah...
Autocorrect sucks…
Maniacally
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
I swear to god if Tyus Edney comes out of nowhere
Steals the Mizzou cap off the table on Wednesday morning and runs out of the gym with it, I will give up on all sports for the rest of my life.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
wearing a sweatshirt that says 4.8
and hands the Arkansas cap to Mike Anderson, who proceeds to say, “Dorial, let’s make this is the fastest punking of Mizzou since last March!”
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Good god, i just cried reading this post.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions
However
Scantlebury says he agrees with the Tulsa World report and thinks DGB is coming to COMO!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions
just saw this too
Follow me on twitter.com/SteveCusumano
"THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPONNN YOUU... ALLLL THE LIVE LONG DAYYYYYY." - the genius that is @DanBeebe
this place is going to get outta hand today, tomorrow and wednesday
and i’m gonna miss most of it! too busy at work. :-(
Lamentations 3:22-23
Wherever he goes to play football...
This recruiting saga has helped shed light on the Beckham family in Springfield, and the amazing story of redemption and hope for trouble teens. How awesome is it what the Beckham’s have been able to do in taking so many children into their home, and clearly raising them to be upstanding citizens. I hope their story can inspire more people to step outside their comfort zone to help children in need, whether it’s through a Big Brother/Big Sister program, or opening up their home!
My wife and I have been foster parents for 3 years, and it’s been a tremendous blessing for us. It’s also shown us that there is a great need for more people like the Beckhams!
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
by BigMOman on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 AM CST reply actions 32 recs
Thats awesome that you have taken in foster kids.
I have thought about doing that also, but the whole legal system said a resounding NO.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Got a rec from me.
Special props to the foster families that take in older children. Ours were 5, 4 & 1 – still little & cuddly (not w/out their problems though). The foster families that take in teens are a special breed of awesomeness!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
I broke my mouse button Rec'ing this
People really should make take this inspiration.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
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As a former foster/adoptee…
just.
thanks.
"Those who fear disorder more than injustice inevitably produce more of both." -- Rev. William Coffin
For Dorial Green-Beckham, however, recruitment has followed both a straighter, and quieter, path. No commitments, no de-commitments, no re-commitments… DGB has intentionally either avoided interviews altogether or given mostly boilerplate answers…
Outside of quietly committing to a school early and sticking with it, I’m happiest with this approach. The fact that coaches, fanbases and the national media are telling an 18-year-old kid (that has never even played a snap at the college level) that he’s the second coming of Barry Sanders is ridiculous enough. When the kid starts making his thought process public, it just makes the whole thing feel like a soap opera.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 AM CST reply actions
Maybe
But I was looking for a player that was phenomenally successful both in college and the pros, and he was the first one that popped into my head.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Moss' college career was kind of a circus though
DGB hasn’t shown a Moss-like tendency towards brawling, smoking the reefer and transferring.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I had these problems
You could call me the Randy Moss of collegiate debate
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Thanks
I feel like I have the good people at Budweiser to thank, I consumed innumerable amounts of their products this past weekend and I have a feeling there will be a ridiculous amount more to be drank over the next 7 days.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
So when you were stoned, and there was only one dorito left
Did you debate for it, or just start brawling?
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
Debate
The brawling was more during the drunken times. When i did hit the grass I could never feel my arms and was always worried that the government was listening in.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Ah, so you were a paranoid stoner
You guys are hilarious
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
It was bad
I got lost in a grocery store for a half hour one time. I have changed my ways greatly, mainly because my wife knows I’m an idiot.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
It's funny how marriage, homeownership and full time employment alter your lifestyle
I wasn’t even the sloppiest drunk out of my college friends, but I could put away a fifth of jack and still be functional. Now I have 2 beers and feel tipsy.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
Yup
When I was bar tending in westport, I would on average drink 5 nights a week with an average of 20-30 drinks each night. It was bad.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
In fairness
the bakery sections can be awfully hard to navigate sometimes
by CBonerfied on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
This is only because BST spent a half hour
standing under the sign that said “Baked Goods” because he thought that was where he belonged.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you talking about BST
or Aquib Talib?
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Let me ask you this
Have you ever seen them in the same place, at the same time? Hmm?
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
CBS Sports reporting that DGB is ours.
I need to block RMN & twitter until tonight.
Good Lord – I need to work!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Technically they're just passing along what Tulsa World Dude said...
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"Tulsa World Dude"
sounds like a hillbilly impromptu strongman contest
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
"hillbilly impromptu strongman contest"
aka what happens in the second hour of drinking with an Ozarker
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions
People will still be getting tickets tomorrow and the day after
You’ll be fine!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
True enough
Jan & Feb are ususally my months to regroup & get ready for summer but this weather has changed the trajectory. Cops are everywhere & my phone is buzzing!
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
I just hope that whatever he chooses, people are respectful.
Because in the end, Dorial Green-Beckham is younger than Frances Bean Cobain.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
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by ghtd36 on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
That's just ... I hate you.
Frances Bean Cobain will always be two years old to me.
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Trust me: it caught me by surprise, too.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Maybe she has "sources" re: DGB
Bet me!
by TigerBartender on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions
This is where I say that we should ask her dad...
…and then I feel sad again.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
I was kind of hoping she'd turn out ugly and stay out of the spot light
NO such luck.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
Yeah, that won't happen.
The fanbases of the schools he doesn’t choose are going to have terrible, terrible things to say about him. Because people suck.
Yeah, Twitter doesn't exactly have the best reputation in this regard.
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speaking of Twitter
it went public two days before Robbie Hummel committed to Purdue.. I couldn’t get over that tidbit during one of the games I watched the other day
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
Another reason why I have a hard time really getting into Signing Day.
It’s like Kneejerk Christmas.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
now you're knocking Kneejerk Christmas?!?!
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by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
It's at least my third favorite Christmas celebration
behind only Cowboy Curtis Christmas and Wistful Childlike Christmas
I feel odd for feeling so calm
Getting DGB could be a program changing moment. Entering a new conference, pulling in the best prospect in the country. Suddenly Mizzou would be big time (or bigger time than they are now anyway).
But, losing him isn’t a program hurting moment. It would suck of course, but it’s not like we have been one of the most sucessful football programs in the country for 5 years by relying on an endless stream of 5 stars. We’d be fine, and still win lots of football games.
Heads we win, tails we don’t really lose.
This is the kind of level headedness that makes me miss tigerboard
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#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions
x
“This is the kind of level headedness that makes me miss tigerboard,” said nobody ever.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
by ghtd36 on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 12 recs
Red'd
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
Damn autocorrect. Rec'd
"The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity" – Abraham Lincoln
why would it autocorret to "red'd"?
I get that it won’t recognize “rec’d”….but I wonder why it thinks red’d would be any better.
Autocorrect is weird sometimes.
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No matter how it turns out, I take a certain amount of solace
in the fact that Pinkel & Co seemingly have the ability to get get the most out of unheralded recruits, and the most hyped recruits almost don’t have a chance of living up to the hype. It’s never as good or as bad as it seems.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 AM CST up reply actions
no no no no
Its always better and at the same time amazingly worse than we could ever imagine!
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#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
I respect the vigour with which you live your life
Somewhere, Hunter S. Thompson is smiling.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 AM CST up reply actions
Ha, I wish
More likely, my mother and wife are somewhere quietly crying about the decisions they have made regarding me.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
That presents an interesting conundrum
On one hand, your wife is a beaker, and has shown their tendency for making poor life choices, and so her tears should be regarded to be as sweet as candy. On the other hand, she clearly has almost saintly patience, and should be similarly revered. Are you sure she doesn’t have split personalities?
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions
She very well could
She is currently in a masters program for mental health, I might bring this up to one of her professors. Also, she could just be the only good beaker out there and has closet Mizzou love in her heart and she is expressing it through me.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
We'll go with that explanation
I enjoy a good tale of redemption
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll believe he's coming to Mizzou when he gets his first reception.
Until then I’m keeping this Mizzou fan shell I built up and screaming lalalalala as loud as I can.
In unrelated news, is anyone else enjoying watching Chuck Neinas
devolve from a calm elder statesman to a cranky, bitter, old codger?
SOURCES SAY
DGB will choose a slice of pie from the table Wednesday, shocking and angering those on team cake.
by Sheriff Blalock on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Unbelieveable, I dont want him anymore!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 AM CST up reply actions
And wash it down with coffee.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Teets
Lies. Damn Lies and statistics.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
DGB will shock everyone and end up at ku. ku sources say so.
Just ask a ku fan. Some of them think they should be in the running.
by McZou on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 AM CST via mobile reply actions
They do have the 2 best college QB's in the country
What WR wouldn't want to go there?
THEY HAVE NFL COACHES
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.
by SiberianKhatru on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Some guy on 810 was talking about how "if you're a QB, I don't know why you wouldn't want to go to KU"
What, with all the success that Charie Weis has had cultivating college QBs.
*Charlie Weis has never been a QB coach at the college level, and has only spent one season as a college OC.
- David Yost has both more QBs in the NFL AND more Heisman finalists than Charlie Weis.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually, I need to edit that slightly
Brady Quinn was 4th in Heisman voting, even though he was a Willingham recruit, he played 3 years under Weis.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
Ask Brock Berglund.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
I would love it if we could play Kansas in a bowl game some day
but the downside will be that we must have made a pretty crappy bowl that year.
Well since they're considering upping the number of wins to 7
I think we can safely bet kU won’t be making any bowl games soon.
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Well, if the major teams evacuate the Big 12 quickly enough
Kansas might be able to qualify for a good bowl before all the bowl affiliations are changed.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
How does that help them? They still have to beat whoever is left.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
True, I'm making the assumption that this mythical Kansas team
is good enough to make it to a bowl, just not a good one.
That’s not very academically rigorous of me.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
So arkansas folks on twitter
are already sounding like the H&R folks when Matt Painter to Mizzou was 100% sure thing, according to the twitterverse. Lots of ‘He has no idea what he’s going to be missing!’ ‘We didn’t need him anyway. We’re still the best team ever’ type comments.
The DGB to Mizzou rumors are, what, about 20 minutes old at this point?
Because I have no idea what truly goes on during an official visit
Does anyone know what some of DGB’s itenerary was during his visit? Were Maclin and Danario in town? Maty Mauk in town? I would think that a campus tour, athletic facilities tour, dorms, etc. would be standard. Talking to current players and checking out the town “environment” might be most important to a recruit and family. DGB went to the game on Saturday, correct? Would they even have him meet with academic folks in his intended major course of study? Seriously, I have always wondered how such a visit goes, and if Mizzou ever did play all the cards available to them, this would be the time to do it. Like all of us, I’ve heard stories about recruits attending parties, being tended by girls, etc., but really can’t imagine that this could happen to extreme with the severity of a resulting NCAA penalty.
Some Arky person on Twitter was saying
something to the extent of “He’s not coming here, and its all Jeremy Macklin(sic)’s fault”
Anyone know what the means? I heard they were going to be in town, but did he have some extra influence or something (beyond the obvious of being a Mizzou product NFL receiver)?
Strippers, forgot the strippers
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Like Pinkle would forget the booze...
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Well played
It’s really like we’re part of the SEC family. Still not quite used to it. I’ll even let the misspelling go.
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campus tour, athletic facilities tour, dorms, etc. would be standard. Talking to current players and checking out the town "environment"
I think it’s a lot of this
meet with academic folks in his intended major course of study
A little of this
attending parties, being tended by girls, etc.
And probably not a whole lot of this, if his family was in town with him
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
but to actually reply
I was at the basketball game Saturday and he was hanging out with Yost, Andy Hill, and TJ Moe. They had a tribute for the football team early in the game, which was clearly not coincidental, and he seemed to really enjoy the M-I-Z, D-G-B chant. I’m confident, but if we don’t get him it’s not the end of the world.
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
If you think about it...
M-I-Z, D-G-B. Sounds a lot better than D-G-B, Pig-Sue-EEE
by B_W on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, TJ Moe would be a positive influence
TJ Moe is as True as a Mizzou True Son can be. TJ would seem to be an excellent choice of a player/host.
TJ seems to be Pinkel's go-to host.
Wasn’t he the host for Evan Boehm’s last visit?
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
I believe he was
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 1:27 PM CST up reply actions
Mhmmmm....
Even if #DGB goes to MO. They will still be at best 4-4 in SEC. Middle of the pack in SEC East. While we will be competing for SEC and NC.
When are they going to start competing for NC's?
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
When are they going to start competing for the SEC?
/they’veneverwoneansechampionship
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Its obvious
From every fan post ive read, they have the most prolific offense in the history of any sport.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt since they've actually played in an SEC championship game some time over the past two decades.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
That's nice.
We will give them a participation ribbon.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You don't even know if you'll get to taste the grapes or not
And they’re already sour?
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
I really, really enjoy Arkansas fans.
They’re like Nebraska fans, only Nebraska actually won three national titles in the last 20 years. Arkansas fans seem to only think they’ve won three national titles in the last 20 years.
(Note: one of my best friends in the world is a Hog, and she’s an extremely sane fan, other than the fact that she wore a pig nose to games for four years. But Arkansas Internet fans, and the crazies around us at the Cotton Bowl, are phenomenally ridiculous.)
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I loved the young ladies wearing pants with "HOGS" on the tush
at the Cotton Bowl.
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
I'll have to look in my archives
but I’m pretty sure I took pictures.
it's like texas a&m, only worse.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Please link me.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Don't worry guys...I'm in a twitter war with this guy now.
I’m representing us some class…this Hog however, just sounds angry and dumb.
This is one of my favorite XKCD comics
It’s my guiding inspiration for Twitter.
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I can't wait till we're playing Arkie every year
they might be my new kansas.
Sadly, I was watching the movie Annapolis late last night. However,
there was a very memorable line in the movie that has some relevance to the current landscape of things:
Jake Huard: He’s right you know.
Twins: Can I borrow your starch?
Jake Huard: Look, I don’t get it. Why are you still here?
Twins: You want to know why I stay in this room?
Jake Huard: Yeah.
Twins: Cause Jake, you’re my Mississippi.
Jake Huard: I’m your what?
Twins: People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is?
Jake Huard: No.
Twins: Mississippi. Cause Mississippi’s the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
by AdamInDallas on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
Here's how it will go down
DGB’s family has pressured him to choose MU. He tells them, OK, I’ll go to Mizzou. Word spreads.
By Wed. morning, though, DGB has been tossing and turning for two nights. His heart just isn’t in Columbia. He keeps this to himself. Maybe it will work out. Don’t want to disappoint Mom and Dad.
So he goes to the announcement ceremony, sits down in front of the cameras with an ARK hat on one side of him, an MU hat on the other. It’s time to choose. Parents know what to expect. They’re so proud of Dorial.
But at the last second, DGB just can’t do it. He has to be true to himself. His hand wavers, suspended in mid-air. Finally, he reaches over and picks up the Arkansas cap. The crowd cheers … as the Beckhams gasp.
Mizzou, foiled again.
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.
by SiberianKhatru on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 AM CST reply actions
I'm pretty sure that he's going to pick Arkansas . . .
and then John Calipari is going to call and tell him how disappointed he is, and then he’ll choose Kentucky.
by Michael Atchison on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Except he can actually get a score high enough for entrance to Kentucky on the SAT's
So Calipari is no longer interested.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions
Ed Ogeron will call and tell him that USC is his best path to the NFL
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
Arky has already secured a spot in next year's NCG.
And only because they will be better without DGB.
by DC_Tiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
aTm is going to be upset
if they don’t have the highest level of talent on that side of the conference anymore.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
I assumed DGB wasn't talented enough for aTm to recruit him.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
just because aTm doesnt make it to the NCG
they’ve had the most talent of any FBS team for the last decade and still havent. But thats not how Aggies measure success.
The SEC has rescinded our invitation
And Matt Painter to Mizzou is a done deal.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
by Gaknar on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Well
Tulsa thinks DGB is coming here and Pete Scantelbury agrees. Arkansas fans have decided they don’t need him. Apples can help wake you up, but they are hazardous when driving. We have started a campaign to end duck face. SEC Supremacist rick-roll’d some folks. BST came out strong, but admitted he drank apple-tinis. We are only calling him girl names for now. Charlie Weis is a better coach than everyone. Twitter is causing nervous breakdowns. Arkansas keeps winning national championships but is, for some reason, not telling anyone until after the fact.
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by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
All in favor...
Begin now.
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Agreed
Sally did seem to vanish
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
It's a subtle mockery of the insanity of this coming week
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I dont drink apple martini's
I was likening apples to red bull or 5he, and therefore instead of a vodka/redbull it was a vodka/apple. I will take your girls names tho, bring it you hairy headed turds!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
it was a cry for help BST
It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. Hey, it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.
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I am not Will Hunting!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
Okay Nancy
I just wanted to call someone Nancy today.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
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Thats ok, I can take it.
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#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You're the hero RMN deserves, but not the one it needs.
Or however the quote goes, I always get it wrong.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
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I am, im beyond heroic.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
.

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
frontbatt?
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 30, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BST is this you?

You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
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This just got weird.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
She's also independently wealthy from before Seinfeld
So that’s a plus.
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I dance better than Elaine.

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
So you make bad decisions and people think your dancing is hot?
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They know it is.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
title click to save my eyes.
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Crap, I hadn't thought of people with epilepsys
Profuse apologies. I can’t figure out how to delete it myself, but if any mods want to, I’d be much obliged.
(I know you might be kidding, but there are probably a few readersat RMN for whom this might actually be a problem)
Alcohol is alcohol
Appletinis contain hard alcohol. It’s not that bad.
He could be drinking Cosmos.
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Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
Thank you!
My mom drinks cosmo’s and I aways tell her she looks like a hooker when she does. Lots of love!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Why hasn't your family disowned you yet?
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
I'm awesome
and I fix all of their computers for free.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Well, when I see hooker.
I think Champagne Cocktail. One of my favorite scenes in “Blast From The Past”.
Eve: Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
Adam: Oh, thank you.
Eve: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam: Well, I know Mom sure likes ’em.
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by Kpz1234 on Jan 30, 2012 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
exactly what I was thinking as well
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
On a side note, I actually kind of enjoyed that We Are Mizzou rap video that's been going around.
I’ve been quietly singing the lyrics when no one is around to laugh at me.
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let's be completely honest here...
twitter rumors are going to FLY the next 48 hours. but even if pinkel himself comes out and says DGB is going mizzou, will anyone really be comfortable until he puts on that hat wednesday morning?
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 AM CST reply actions
Honestly until he plays a game and catches passes he could be the next Tony VanZant
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dude...
why even put that out into the universe?
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I won't even believe it until he actually submits his LOI
Anyone remember the story of Torian White last year?
Lineman recruit last year, commits to USC on signing day with a big announcement, then in an hour decides he made the wrong choice and flips to UCLA.
Check out the up-and-coming Mizzou blog: http://www.zoulogy.com
Same with Cyrus Kouandjio.
He committed to Auburn, but his family leaned on him to choose Alabama, at least in part because his older brother was already in Tuscaloosa.
His LOI went to Bama.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Does my comfort level take into account the fact that the comment would be an NCAA violation?
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Fighting mob mentality since 2007
no.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
SORRY FELLAS
FATHER DENIES REPORT
http://eye-on-recruiting.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/26895818/34626598
Warning, Texas undercover agent here.
Everyone stop openly discussing our state secrets.
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In Communist Texas
Report denies you.
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by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
of course he does.
this isn’t surprising.
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
He also denied Alabama had been dropped...
…when he pretty clearly has been.
Mr. Beckham’s reflexive need to control the process – right down to the bitter end – is sometimes making him look bad.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
He could be doing it at DGB's request
Not so much to keep Missouri from being the rumor, but to control the rumor mill and try to keep it under control.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
It's clear they've done everything they can to make sure it's a big deal/surprise...
Come signing day. He refuted the story, he didn’t say “Well that’s wrong because he committed to Arkansas.” They’re just keeping the dramatic effect alive.
Yep.
I really cannot complain much about the way Beckham has attempted to control the narrative.
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Wow, surprised we didn't drop further than that
not that a loss in G-IArena is devastating, but I figured more like 8 or 9 for us, Kansas down to 12th or so.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
dobbertean has baylor over mizzou for last 1-seed
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
No wonder we're only #4 - Apparently our loss at K-State didn't count
Missouri (18-1) was handed its first loss of the season Wednesday by Oklahoma State, 79-72, as the Cowboys shot a staggering 59 percent from the field in Stillwater.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
wow that's really bad
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
After being swept by Oklahoma
K-State shouldn’t even be acknowledged as a basketball team.
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by Gaknar on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
OT:
Anyone have laser eye surgery? Good? Bad? Pricey?
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I've heard good things.
My uncle had a great experience, except it ended up getting screwed up because of a cataract he ended up having caused by something a few years earlier.
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My boss had it a few years ago
and has had nothing but good things to say about it.
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wife got it
loves it. Recommends it to anybody who thinks about it. Her mom got it too. Same deal.
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I just got new laser eyes and I highly recommend them.
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by Gaknar on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm thinking about getting robot legs,
it’s a risky operation, but worth it.
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by TmannZOU on Jan 30, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Some people have issues with glare at night
can make driving rough. It also accelerates your need for reading glasses down the road.
Most people are very happy with it.
I’m sticking with my contacts because they cause me no problems.
Interesting
I know it doesn’t eliminate the need for reading glasses as one ages, but I’ve never heard it accelerates that issue.
Even after the Lasik procedure
you will not be able to look directly into the eyes of Coach Steck.
by Wald on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He doesn't look so mean

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Your heart will stop in exactly 4 minutes
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Sort of like receiving a Five-Point Palm Punch?
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
had it a few years ago
and loved it. kinda hard to remember what having contacts/glasses were like now. haven’t had any problems, though the procedure itself is a little intimidating. you don’t realize until they get started how involuntary your eye movement can be. I’d swear I was looking into the light during the procedure, and the doc would be insisting (correctly) that I was looking away. the procedure isn’t painful and is over quickly, but it certainly feels intense during the moment.
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need....texas...preview...must....focus...on....something...else...
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM CST reply actions
I would as well, I'm only keeping my sanity by making jokes
I’m a nervous wreck about the game today, “The Decision” Wednesday, and the game Saturday. On top of that it’s the fiance’s bday and I have to help a friend move. Such a stressful week.
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Start drinking right now!
I am looking up recipes to help take my mind off of things.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Thats it
Georgia game I am bringing a cooler full of appletinis for everyone!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
why is the fiancé's bday stressful?
there’s birthday sex, right?
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
Ahem
Perhaps not this “particular” week.
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by Fullback U on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
And maybe never...
….if she reads that!
by tigerfan1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
ok, I just thought of Jay_C
and had a sad.
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
WOW
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Here's some free premarital advice.
Don’t EVER mention that again.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Let's all just migrate over to the Know Your Rival thread
Here, I’ve conveniently linked it for everyone!
http://www.rockmnation.com/2012/1/30/2757815/missouri-texas-basketball-preview
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I hate Alabama also!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
had to rec for the cojones
unfortunately, I am concerned for the future of said cojones
I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard
by Logan Hill on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
She doesn't ever get on message boards
And know one know who I am. I’m safe right?
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Just keep telling yourself that and it might become true.
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by drewder on Jan 30, 2012 12:14 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see why everyone is so weirded out
Anyone that’s been in a relationship knows exactly what you’re talking about. Besides, this is exactly why showers are big enough for two people.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Thank you.
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This is why I have a heat shaped 2 person jacuzzi in my master bath.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Damnit, heart
I suck, I’m going home.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Thanks for playing Becky
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Obviously all of you are of the male variety.
How about we have Fullback ask his gal what she thinks of his sharing this with his “buddies”? :-)
You should never let that stop you.
Better for the woman when that is going on.
by tigers and chiefs fan on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Now you know
And knowing is half the battle
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
G I Joe!
Jailhouse Boy Green at your service.
by mizzou_rah11 on Jan 30, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
THANKS, BILL!
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
The tone of the narrative is that Missouri must be able to compete for recruits in the SEC region (such as Florida and Georgia)
That seems knuckleheaded to me. Sure, Missouri should compete for whoever it wants wherever he is… but the most productive strategy would be to recruit regional players who would otherwise go to the Big12 or B1G; give them a chance to stay close to home and play in the SEC.
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I've thought this would be a big advantage for us since we started talking SEC-recruiting
But it never seems to have gained legs
Didn't we just recruit a guy from Pennsylvania?
GARY PINKEL DOESN’T FOLLOW CONVENTIONAL WISDOM
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Wow I go to two classes
And now I’m perplexed and disturbed out by what just happened. I bet Bill was thinking, “seriously, I leave for an hour…”
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by MizzouRugby on Jan 30, 2012 12:48 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
That's what you get for going to class
That’ll teach you
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah! Focus on rugby and booze, thats all you need in life!
also, message boards.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Especially message boards
It’s a little known fact that SBNation pays its employees by the comment. If we don’t comment, Bill’s family doesn’t eat. True story.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Ha, if that were the case, I would be the editor of one of these blogs and just say outlandish things
To stir up the natives.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
The above statement is entirely true except the part about you being an editor.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
I wouldnt write content like Bill C.
I’d just pop onto the boards and say that I have a source that says DGB is for sure coming to Mizzou, or that Stubble is for sure heading to the pro’s to coach. The madness would ensue and I’d light my cigars with 100 dollar bills!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 1:03 PM CST up reply actions
Phase 1: Troll the community
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions
Phase 2: Comment acting as rival fan
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Which is also an excellent way to learn new recipes
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
Which means we all win!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions
will mizzou win this one. i think so
But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." – George Bernard Shaw
by mizzoutiger12 on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's getting serious now...(lol)...
…as BON has posted a story claiming we are in the lead for DGB.
And those guys have been claiming it’s been a race between them and Arky for ages.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Interesting. One poster even discounts Franklin as a passer.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
Oh, and now he was actually 'thrown out of' said bar?
Thought his ID was just rejected. How long until ‘Green-Bekham was led from Harpos in handcuffs after being denied a beer, flying into a rage, and burning down 3 downtown Columbia city blocks. He is, however, still leaning toward Mizzou.’
Give them time...
…our Texas friends just need to imbibe a few Shiner Bocks to make that leap.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
I heard he punched a Jayhawk fan on the way out.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
He stopped by to see what a football player looked like.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
by drewder on Jan 30, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't question my unsubstantiated rumors
DGB was also dressed as Batman when it happened.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
DGB is like Van Damme in "Sudden Death"
Deadly assassin dressed as meager goalie, ready to kill at any moment!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
I thought that was Toru Tanaka (Sub Zero) in the Running Man.
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
Those guys are funny
Especially the guy that insists Texas will win an NC within 4 years.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
I also like the guy who keeps asking
who the hell is going to get DGB the ball at Mizzou.* Because David Ash > Tanklin/Mauk.
*Not in any way a prediction on my part that we are going to get DGB.
heh
If he goes to Mizzouri it will be another Darrell Scott situation…….all that talent wasted on a mediocre (at best) program. People will finally see that Pinkel is in over his head. (Some might disagree with me, but I truly believe Pinkel has reached the ceiling – a long time ago – and he will never get MU over the proverbial hump – esp. now in the SEC.)
Did you say the same thing about Jeremy Maclin?
Because a lot of people at OU did.
Nah,
but Maclin could have been a lot better.
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Hahaha
I dont understand where this kind of thinking even comes from.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Drinking lots of appletini's
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It is akin to crazy sauce
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
oh...well I guess he's right.
I like bringing up points that you can’t prove.
If Gen. Custer would have attacked the west side of the encampment rather than the middle the natural funnel in the river bed of The Little Big Horn would have placed a bottle neck on the warriors trying to rally and that would have changed the outcome.
by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I mean...
…you want to think Pinkel has peaked? All I can do is agree or disagree. But if you think Jeremy Maclin “could have been a lot better” than this…
182 catches for 2,315 yards and 22 touchdowns
91 rushes for 668 yards and six touchdowns
48 punt returns for 577 yards and three touchdowns
85 kickoff returns for 2,049 yards and two touchdowns
Two All-American awards in two seasons
…then there is legitimately no possible response other than LOL.
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by Bill C. on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Better pizza.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
self portrait Rose?
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
by mizzou2396 on Jan 30, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
He could have been a first round draft pick.
If that matters to some people.
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OH MY GOD NOW THEY'RE SAYING IT'S AN ANTI-TEXAS CONSPIRACY...
…TRYING TO GET ANGRY TEXAS FANS TO TURN ON DGB. I CANNOT LOOK AT THIS ANYMORE. I HAVE WRITING TO DO. AND I KEEP TALKING IN ALL CAPS.
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Yes! Keep on trolling!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM CST up reply actions
Your personal internet army is ready and waiting!

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Are those guys all getting ready to pee their pants?
or can you drive and “it” without hands while you’re shooting a gun?
Troll hard in the paint Longhorns.
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
But those are facts, Bill.
And facts do not call the state of Texas home.
I’m known as a bit of a dreamer!
If he didn't go to Missouri he wouldn't have torn his ACL his freshman year
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by Team on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Wow.
2x All American, twice led the nation in all purpose yardage.
How much better is there to get?
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
“I knew about Pinkel and DUI
My ? is if it’s illegal to loan a car would it not be illegal to loan your chopper? Looks like DGB at the wheel."
Really? Really?
Haha
I saw that and lol’d immediately
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM CST up reply actions
Its even funnier that more than one of them mentioned the possibility
that HCGP gave and/or loaned DGB a copter.
A little know fact.
DGB flies a helicopter to school every day. he has his pilots license and Pinkel gave him the helicopter.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
And paid for the helicopter flying lessons
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
There will be DGB helicopter pads installed outside of all University buildings when he becomes a Tiger.
That's right Ice Man. I am dangerous
Pie Forever!
It's that SEC money, dontcha know.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Also, did you guys know
that with or without DGB, Missouri will never be above a middling wanna be. But TX is guaranteed a national title within 5 years?
DGB is a program changing player
But I still wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for them to win a National Title. We on the other hand will win a Title in the next 4 years
This is just part of a circle jerk where they all congratulated each other on their eminent national championship.
by DC_Tiger on Jan 30, 2012 2:15 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Texas circle jerks always get a rec!
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by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
If you haven't learned by now that the only way to win a National Championship in college sports
is to have won one in the past, then you’re clearly kinda slow.
I get reminded of that fact by my wife’s Jayhawk relatives all the time. Missouri will never be good in the future because they’ve never been the best in the past. It’s simple logic.
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
by Andy--01 on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Coming from Beaker fans, that's rich.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Because of all of those titles they've won over the last 40 years
Oh, that’s right: 1.
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"I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be a good person is because I think it's the right thing to do. If I commit fewer bad acts there will be fewer bad acts, maybe other people will join in committing fewer bad acts, and in time there will be fewer and fewer of them" ~ Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)
Tweet from Pete S
Keller (TX) OT Simon Goines just texted me to announce his switch to UCLA. Was committed to #Mizzou since the summer.
We’re boned.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
lol have fun kid
"Alright, you caught me. I was wearing the clear heels"
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by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
They've been amping up the recruiting since they hired Mora
It’s seriously impressive. Just signed the #3 and # QBs in the class, along with the 4th best DT
Check out the up-and-coming Mizzou blog: http://www.zoulogy.com
Good luck Simon
hope things work out for the best.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Yet anotjer reason to never go to florida:
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 2:45 PM CST reply actions
Did somebody say huge mammals in Florida?

by MU'97 on Jan 30, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
yup
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
baby ON pot?

Lamentations 3:22-23
by threadkiller on Jan 30, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
That's actually the pitch LSU used on Brad Wing
“Come to the United States. Not every animal here is poisonous!”
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 30, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wait...
who is Dorial Green-Beckham?
by Scott Coleman on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Posh Spice's husband
"You have to remember, basketball to the University of Miami is like football to the University of Kansas." - Kim English
by Gaknar on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
dorial green beckham
archangel biker dome
macabre golden hiker
carnage hombre liked
rainmaker belched go
m-i-z... z-o-u!
I played that game too this is what I came up with:

I do not think that bodes well.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Catch me on the flip side here:
Follow @FullbackU
by Fullback U on Jan 30, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nevermind the misplacing of his name, the letters are all there.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Catch me on the flip side here:
Follow @FullbackU
You rang?

You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Catch me on the flip side here:
Follow @FullbackU
by Fullback U on Jan 30, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
lul'z
DorialGB5 RT @TjCarpenterShow: AWESOME line - "RazorbackScott: At Arkansas, DGB is a Heisman candidate. At Mizzou, Outback Bowl MVP."
by DC_Tiger on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
What was the result again
Last time Mizzou played Arkansas?
I’m fairly sure there were more pigs left scattered than on a slaughterhouse floor.
by MizKC on Jan 30, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
your facts and figures have no place here, sir.
Upholding fine Mizzou traditions in Maryland.
MvP, RoC official Nemesis
Reasonable argument?

Check out the up-and-coming Mizzou blog: http://www.zoulogy.com
by kacc56 on Jan 30, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I feel like we would all feel more comfortable about DGB if there was some sort of "door" we could watch until Wed.
I'm not coing into the office until noon on Wednesday
So I fully plan to wake up, pour myself a drink, and turn on ESPNU and hope I don’t need a second drink.
I'll be in the office, but probably schedule a "meeting" and find an empty office, wait this sounds creepy
I am super freaking pumped about wednesday morning
I have a status meeting at 9 am every day, I will run out of that meeting and back to my computer just so I can either join in the celebration or lead the melt down! There will be multiple Dr. Peppers drank by that time also.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
dr. pepper?
psh, that’s for women. catchphrase
Lamentations 3:22-23
by threadkiller on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM CST up reply actions
Haha
I dont drink coffee and I only drink 5he in vegas.
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 30, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
You always need a second drink
Either for celebration or for consolation
Arky fans are goin off the deep end over this. How bad will it be if he doesn't pick Arky?
by dp2 on Jan 30, 2012 4:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Where is this Arky lineup of lemmings? I wanna read.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Was wondering the same thing
their SBN site is pretty pathetic
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
writing for an arky site
would imply arky fans can write.
/obligatory
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"THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPONNN YOUU... ALLLL THE LIVE LONG DAYYYYYY." - the genius that is @DanBeebe
Or read.
Or have the internets.
Or have a computer.
Or have power.
Or have working lights and running water…
"When among evil companions, try to fit in." - Wild Bill Donovan
Rocky Balboa once told me, "Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
Tried to check it out
I have never seen so many people so convinced of their superiority. And that everyone is out to get them, but purely because they’re Arkansas that everything will work out for them.
Check out the up-and-coming Mizzou blog: http://www.zoulogy.com
oh my goodness...
is burnt orange nation always that ridiculous? what a bunch of self entitled (not going to finish sentence).
M-I-Z-D-G-B
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM CST reply actions
They do tend to believe they are God's chosen football fans.
To SEC, or not to SEC, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous Texas,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
Having been at UT for the last semester,
The blog tracks the level of delusion among the fanbase pretty well afaict
they realize they finished in the bottom half of the conference, right?
M-I-Z-D-G-B
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
the mood on campus after the texas tech game
was that they’d go 10-2 and make a BCS game on the back of their power running offense and solid defense.
Yeah.
(Admittedly they were 6-2 at that point with games against the Oklahoma schools behind them, but they significantly undersetimated the middle of the conference- and still do despite the fact that Missouri, Baylor, and K-State torched them and they barely beat TAMU)
Its BS like this
Your crap field ripped our RB’s ACL and had he stayed healthy, we would’ve won and beat K State and gone at least 9-3. It’s hard to deny
Was he another RB that got injured on our field this season?
Rational Mizzou Talk, whether you like us or not.
yeah...
i don’t venture to other sites very often but wanted to read the BON thread.
M-I-Z-D-G-B
by stlcardinalsfang on Jan 30, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, its not just their sites.
Or even just their sports. Its Texans in general, regarding everything. But when it comes to UT sports, then is arrogance and self-entitlement to the Nth degree

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