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Missouri head coach Frank Haith signals a play to his team during the first half at the Frank Erwin Center on Monday, Jan. 30, 2012. Missouri beat Texas 67-66.
(Deborah Cannon AMERICAN-STATESMAN)

Well, how about that? Please give Coach Haith a winning caption after the game last night.

Congratulations to BillSelfsToupee for knocking down the Monday Contest like a J'covan Brown runner. Your Denmoney must remain refrigerated until Saturday night.

Captions!
RECs!
TOM PENDERS!

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Heres Tom Penders

This dude sucks:

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 AM CST reply actions  

2? Heck yeah!

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Haith demonstrates that what goes up...

Must go down.. Hook that Bevo

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions  

Coach Haith signals to his team

that he will be celebrating their victory at the karaoke bar by singing Holy Diver.

by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

not even going to try after seeing this one.

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman

by Cougar9001 on Jan 31, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean Barnes is just a godawful coach. This is not an accomplishment. He’s a good recruiter, but a terrible coach. Does “less with more” than anyone.

by WURoyal on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

roughly one trillionth

the size of the one at half court.

Lamentations 3:22-23

by threadkiller on Jan 31, 2012 9:59 AM CST reply actions  

Not a caption, but....

Woof on that 4-button jacket, coach. Haith is normally a sharp dresser, but that thing looks like he borrowed it from early-ninties Charles Barkley, haha.

At least there is a picture of that curly-haired doofus Penders right below to demonstrate that it could always be worse. And as long as he keeps winning, Haith has earned the right to wear whatever the f**k he wants.

by JAThomp33 on Jan 31, 2012 10:04 AM CST reply actions  

I said "hook 'em"

Not “tricep him in the face.”

#totallynotanelbow

by SouthCityTiger on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

ouch

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Although, hell, you never know … 3 years from now we may want Frank to be hired away.

But then, if that’s the case, would UT still want him?

Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.

by SiberianKhatru on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions  

dropping the OTHER kind of horns, Faust Haith reveals the secret to Mizzou's success

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Jan 31, 2012 10:27 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Defying convention, Frank Haith keeps it classy

Instead of trying to bring sexy back all by himself

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman

by Cougar9001 on Jan 31, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Haith yells to team:

“……and when the clock hits two seconds, run out there and foul their shooter to create a diversion while i activate the death turf”

by JC-Mizzou on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM CST reply actions  

You mess with the Bull you get the horns

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These amateurs...

by Wasr 10 on Jan 31, 2012 1:01 PM CST reply actions  

Head Coach Clint Haith unveils the new universal Mizzou hand signal

“I see you’re ‘Hook ’em Horns,’ and double up on the ‘Tiger Strike’.”

by tRuETiger on Jan 31, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions  

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