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Missouri head coach Frank Haith signals a play to his team during the first half at the Frank Erwin Center on Monday, Jan. 30, 2012. Missouri beat Texas 67-66.
(Deborah Cannon AMERICAN-STATESMAN)
Well, how about that? Please give Coach Haith a winning caption after the game last night.
Congratulations to BillSelfsToupee for knocking down the Monday Contest like a J'covan Brown runner. Your Denmoney must remain refrigerated until Saturday night.
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TOM PENDERS!
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SleepyFloyd7
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Heres Tom Penders
This dude sucks:
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 AM CST reply actions
Coach Haith
Reminding BillSelfsToupee how many strikes he has left
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
by MizzouRugby on Jan 31, 2012 9:32 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
2? Heck yeah!
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions
Haith demonstrates that what goes up...
Must go down.. Hook that Bevo
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram
"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant
by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 AM CST reply actions
Make that two double cheeseburgers
hold the kabongo.
by SDSMRB on Jan 31, 2012 9:41 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Coach Haith signals to his team
that he will be celebrating their victory at the karaoke bar by singing Holy Diver.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Frank Haith signals to his mentor Rick Barnes how many times he's outcoached him this season.
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.
by SiberianKhatru on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 AM CST reply actions 39 recs
not even going to try after seeing this one.
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
I mean Barnes is just a godawful coach. This is not an accomplishment. He’s a good recruiter, but a terrible coach. Does “less with more” than anyone.
by WURoyal on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Not a caption, but....
Woof on that 4-button jacket, coach. Haith is normally a sharp dresser, but that thing looks like he borrowed it from early-ninties Charles Barkley, haha.
At least there is a picture of that curly-haired doofus Penders right below to demonstrate that it could always be worse. And as long as he keeps winning, Haith has earned the right to wear whatever the f**k he wants.
I said "hook 'em"
Not “tricep him in the face.”
#totallynotanelbow
by SouthCityTiger on Jan 31, 2012 10:18 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Frank Haith practices for 3 years from now when UT hires him away from MU
http://www.SimmonsField.com
by trripleplay on Jan 31, 2012 10:26 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
ouch
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Jan 31, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions
THAT'S NOT FUNNY
Although, hell, you never know … 3 years from now we may want Frank to be hired away.
But then, if that’s the case, would UT still want him?
Take what I say in a different way and it's easy to see that this is all confusion.
by SiberianKhatru on Jan 31, 2012 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
Haith gives Barnes the first part of his 'half a hook'em' hand gesture.
The next part was not able to be shown on TV.
Wait until there are this many seconds on the shot clock, fellas.
It’ll all work out in the end. Trust me.
by Sheriff Blalock on Jan 31, 2012 11:16 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Defying convention, Frank Haith keeps it classy
Instead of trying to bring sexy back all by himself
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman
Haith yells to team:
“……and when the clock hits two seconds, run out there and foul their shooter to create a diversion while i activate the death turf”
The players thought"Little Bevo foo foo" was a strange name for a play
until they saw the hand signal.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Jan 31, 2012 12:19 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
You mess with the Bull you get the horns
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These amateurs...
Haith signals for Mizzou to stick a fork in them
Texas is done
by McZou on Jan 31, 2012 2:52 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Head Coach Clint Haith unveils the new universal Mizzou hand signal
“I see you’re ‘Hook ’em Horns,’ and double up on the ‘Tiger Strike’.”
































