If They Made A Movie of This Season...
If a movie were made about this basketball season for Mizzou, and you had unlimited resources, who would your dream cast be?
It can be any actor from any era, example: a young Kevin Bacon as Jarrett Sutton (you know he looks a lot like him).
Include all coaches and current players. I can't think of any for the transfers, personally, but if you guys have good ideas for them, throw them in.
Have fun!
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Nope, gotta be Omar Epps
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 16, 2012 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't get him
too busy working on the Mike Tomlin biopic.
by Transmogrified Tiger on Feb 16, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I don't see Morgan Freeman making a good Bill C.
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by RPT on Feb 16, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
If I made a movie about this season
it would just be about Tim Tebow (Ryan Reynolds) and Jeremy Lin (the dude from lost and Hawaii Five-O) trying to win the hearts Katherine Heigel and Jennifer Anniston, respectively. I would cast Angelina Jolie and Meghan Fox as the girls that try to steal the men, but fail to do so.
I would air it right before Valentine’s day and market it as a sports movie on ESPN and as a rom-com on lifetime.
Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.
Then it would break all ticket sales records ever and you could buy ESPN and officially rename it to
ETPN,
Entertainment
Tebow
Programming
Network
and your lead show would be Lin-Center
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife
by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 16, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
But nobody would get to see it
since it would only be available on LHN
Respect and honor your opponent, unless that opponent is a fictional bird. In which case you hit him until he falls, kick him until dead and burn the remains.
Haith can only be played by Carlton from Fresh Prince.
Only Kimmeh could play Kimmeh.
Roadrunner as Phlip.
Incredible Hulk as Steeeve.
Brad Pitt as Soul Crusher.
Scrappy Doo as Matt.
Jay Z as ’Cardo.
Elijah Wood as Keiton Page.
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
Steeeve has to be played by Superman
It is a rule
Bum Bum DALLAS Bum Bum STARS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MIZ! ZOU!
Franklin respectfully disagrees
"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales
a young denzel could play kimmeh
clint eastwood would play dixon- all he does is walk on the floor and start gunning
can't we just pave over kansas?
excellent
Tyrese Gibson from Transformers might be able to pull off a Kimmeh, too. He’s still young and badass.
Never forget Wolf Island, or pie! #AHAMF, it's vaguely sordid.
by Spider_Monkey on Feb 16, 2012 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
sometimes i think patrick star could play steve..........
can't we just pave over kansas?
by mizzutgr on Feb 18, 2012 7:34 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Or the fat hobbit.
Of course Bill Self would make a comeo and complain about someone stealing his precious….
disagreed on the jarret sutton actor.
you’ve got to have wes welker as jarret sutton, clearly.
Genesis 1:1
I nominate the kid from the Jumbaco ad as Kimmie.
If you need help figuring out which one, I can’t help you.
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