9:10 AM -- A city councilman is introduced to read a resolution recognizing DGB and his exploits. The paraphrased version: "Resolved that [DGB is amazing at football], and resolved that [everybody really likes him], the City of Springfield wishes to recognize [how awesome this is for Springfield]." Meanwhile, Dorial looks incredibly nervous, almost nauseous. When the councilman is finished reading, he presents a plaque; DGB jerks out of his seat, and in perhaps the most endearing moment of the day, his mother covertly fixes his kinked suit jacket while he shakes the councilman's hand.
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Bill C.
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you noticed that too? Such a "mom" thing to do :-)
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good read
I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
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by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 2, 2012 10:57 AM CST reply actions
Well done.
I like the awful hair line and wish Dorial would have made the haircut part of the deal. Yost slipped off the hook. Foiled again!
we are so spoiled.
wonderful read, bill.
M-I-Z-D-G-B
by stlcardinalsfang on Feb 2, 2012 11:28 AM CST reply actions
I learn that the iPhone’s auto-correct attempts to change “apeshit” to “sprague.”
I’m glad I know that now.
by Damnatio Memoriae on Feb 2, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions
i'm so anxious to see this kid on the field
can’t wait
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