Caption This 2-2-12 I'm stealing an idea from the Wednesday Night Thread. Please design a winning...

Caption This 2-2-12

I'm stealing an idea from the Wednesday Night Thread. Please design a winning sign for ESPN College GameDay and the Mizzou/kU basketball game on Saturday. (I will post a blank image below so you can design your own if you like).

Congratulations to mu211 for winning the Wednesday Contest. Do my a favor, around 6:15 on Saturday evening, could you please place your Denmoney in the microwave and zap it on high for 5 minutes? That would be great.

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REECE DAVIS!

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Here is the blank image

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Feb 2, 2012 9:31 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

I wanted to do this one too.

aamazingballs

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

The blank one is obviously meant for ku to read

AND will have more accurate info then the average ESPN “news” story

by McZou on Feb 2, 2012 11:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions 5 recs

Kakaaaaah

by kctiger80 on Feb 2, 2012 9:32 AM CST reply actions

Dangit, I cant upload the image I created, stupid work!

Here’s mine not on the image.

Extreme
Self
Projected
Narcissism

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 2, 2012 9:45 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

I'm gonna help a fellow mentally disturbed fellow out

Reconcile. By. Winning.
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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs

I was going to go with

Look at me!
I’m an attention whore!

…but this is so much better

by AlaTiger on Feb 2, 2012 11:30 AM CST up reply actions

I really like this one.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions

Keep the camera on me

so the world doesn’t have to see the two clowns dressed in tiger print leotards

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

"Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second."
--Paul "Bear" Bryant

by 65 Toss Power Trap83 on Feb 2, 2012 9:46 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

Keeping my priorities straight

http://www.SimmonsField.com

by trripleplay on Feb 2, 2012 9:48 AM CST reply actions 5 recs

God bless you, trrip.

RockMNation.com (@rockmnation)
Fighting mob mentality since 2007

by RPT on Feb 2, 2012 9:51 AM CST up reply actions

Somebody has to be a shill for TJ's Tigers

Might as well be me

http://www.SimmonsField.com

by trripleplay on Feb 2, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions

Man, Aaron Crow sure has nice handwriting.

he must have used a ruler.

The sleeper has awoken. . .awakened. . .he woke up.

by SleepyFloyd7 on Feb 2, 2012 9:52 AM CST up reply actions

Crow doesn't need a RULER

He’s a ROYAL

http://www.SimmonsField.com

by trripleplay on Feb 2, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs

Damn straight.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

quite literally

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 2, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

Mine are at home so no pics

but I have

Faith
in
Haith

76% (hoping Ratliffe brings his percentage up to that).

Sports Center Next

and M I Z – Z O U.

Pretty simple stuff.

by tigers and chiefs fan on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

KU as the jilted ex

by Jerilac on Feb 2, 2012 10:28 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

please no.

Lamentations 3:22-23

by threadkiller on Feb 2, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

agreed

how do we voice dissent, flagging this?

Reconcile. By. Winning.
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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions

I lol'd

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions

My parents think I'm getting an education

But really I’m “studying” English . . .

by SDSMRB on Feb 2, 2012 10:36 AM CST reply actions 4 recs

reminds me of a bar in Laramie

it’s called The Library, and it’s right across from the UW dorms. That way, when your folks call up to chat, you can tell them you’ve been spending all your nights in the library

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

I have two shirts from "The Library"

My fiance went to school at Wyoming.

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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

I've spent a few entertaining evenings there

and have several buddies/colleagues down here at the U of A that did their undergraduate degrees there

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions

It really isn't so bad once you get past all the brown, gray and desolation.

Oh and the cold harsh winters.

Reconcile. By. Winning.
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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions

yeah I spent a summer in Lander and it was wonderful

the earliest in the year that I’ve been in that part of the country was mid/late May, and it was pretty cold even then up in Montana and Yellowstone. I’ve heard tale of the winters though, and don’t plan on enduring one of them

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

I think I drove through Laramie once

on the way to and/or on the way back from yellowstone.

by SDSMRB on Feb 2, 2012 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

The is a bar in Cape Girardeau of that name

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Teets

by 1Believer on Feb 2, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions

There

stupid weight lifting gloves

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Teets

by 1Believer on Feb 2, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions

or Cedar Falls, IA

if you aren’t looking for a trip nearly as long, and you can visit the school that beat Kansas out of the NCAA tournament, win-win?

"...I'm not trying to act giddy but the guy is a stud.'' - Terry McDonough, Director of Player Personnel, Jacksonville Jaguars

by TmannZOU on Feb 2, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions

Ummm,

I’m only 10 miles from the one in Cape.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Teets

by 1Believer on Feb 2, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions

I’m ways away from the one in Toronto.

Maybe not a COMPLETELY original idea.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions

Eat
Some
Pie
Now!

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 AM CST reply actions 5 recs

It had to be said.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions

flag’d

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions

i came to mizzou arena

and all i got was this stupid sheet of blank yellow paper.

Lamentations 3:22-23

by threadkiller on Feb 2, 2012 10:46 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

werry meta

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions

r

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day" - Harry S Truman

by Cougar9001 on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

damned if that ain't some book learnin'

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxoUUbMii7Q&feature=player_embedded

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Feb 2, 2012 11:02 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

that is so awesome!

“PRAY THEE LITTLE PIG, GRANT ME ENTRANCE!”

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

indeed I'm impressed

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions

Man this one's great!

by CapnCribbs on Feb 2, 2012 11:23 AM CST up reply actions

Every Prairie chicken’s Nightmare Suppository

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions

I cannot get past the KU wannabe with the hairdo

Color the Sides red and wear a blue shirt….
Forgive me please for thinking such bad thoughts about a Mizzou fan

by coinaster on Feb 2, 2012 10:58 AM CST reply actions

Don't have time to photoshop it...

but I’d go with:

Clap 1-2-3
Clap 1-2-3
Clap 1
Clap 1
Clap 1-2-3-4

Surely someone will get it.

I make videos and people think my sister is hot.

by ZouDave on Feb 2, 2012 11:05 AM CST reply actions 14 recs

I don't...

"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales

by MizzouRugby on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

I'll share!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXBM7XxZ5DI

by CapnCribbs on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions

HAHAHA!

That was hilarious

by kc_okerix on Feb 2, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions

Marching band hero

for dummies (i.e. kU students)

by SDSMRB on Feb 2, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions

AHHH I'm late to the party

but apparently my husband knows that guy, wow…..

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

twitter @sirensofsilence

by sirensofsilence on Feb 3, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions

and that's all there is to it!

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions

EKANSAS
SUCKS
PSO
NMUCH

by mrbrambles on Feb 2, 2012 11:11 AM CST reply actions 14 recs

E-kansas

would imply that kansas believed in the internet

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions

I don't know why

But I laughed really hard at this one

by CapnCribbs on Feb 2, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions

OT of the game

Springfield:
You are not losing a star,
You are gaining a University.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Teets

by 1Believer on Feb 2, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions

I'm intrigued by this prospect

Since it’s my understanding that Springfield and the south, southwest of the state are not strongly on Mizzou’s sideline.

Reconcile. By. Winning.
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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 AM CST up reply actions

Eh

I’m from SWMO, it’s kinda half and half Hogs/Tigers.

by CapnCribbs on Feb 2, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

maybe this’ll swing it a little more feline

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions

Dear kansas

It’s not you, it’s me. I think we need to see other people.

Signed, Truman

ku loves Missouri as every parasite has to have a host.

by nwtiger1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:14 AM CST reply actions 4 recs

FIFY

Dear kansas
It’s ~~not you, it’s me.~~ you. It’s definitely f***ing you. I think we need to see other people.

Signed, Truman

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

FKU

by JC-Mizzou on Feb 2, 2012 11:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Not to nitpick

but maybe we don’t feature the sign that has Charlie Weis’ name misspelled. Although not capitalizing kansas might make up for it.

I don’t know, judges ruling?

Reconcile. By. Winning.
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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:21 AM CST up reply actions

jayhawk (Jayhawker, jayhawking, beaker)

1. During the civil war era, jayhawking was defined as common stealing and jayhawkers were the theives that committed these crimes.
2. The result of inbreeding of the rooster and the common barn swallow to create the university of Kansas mascot.

ku loves Missouri as every parasite has to have a host.

by nwtiger1 on Feb 2, 2012 11:20 AM CST reply actions 2 recs

...

by Tobilas Latham on Feb 2, 2012 11:22 AM CST reply actions 7 recs

RECRECRECRECRECREC

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by Fullback U on Feb 2, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions

.

Errbody
Score
Points
Now

Proud kanscist
#teamchilipie

by leeaustex on Feb 2, 2012 11:27 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

I got a couple of 'em.

I moved an experiment to Sunday morning for this.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 11:32 AM CST reply actions

Are you experimenting on apes?

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions

sign

1, 2 who buckles their shoes? (pic of jayhawk feet)
3, 4 shut the door (show truman closing a door with “Big XII” on it,
5, 6 wheat field hicks (’nuf said)
7, 8 faith in haith

This might take four signs to do well….

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Feb 2, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Great memories from 2005...

Me and a friend made the chicken sign. This was about 6 months after Napoleon Dynamite became a cultural phenomenon, it got a big laugh from the arena when I got it on the big screen.

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."

by BigMOman on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Ha that second sign is awesome!

by CapnCribbs on Feb 2, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions

My try

eVERY
TRUE sON
F***ING p HATES
KAnSAS

"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales

by MizzouRugby on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions

you could say PH***ING

I believe in the The Black & Gold Standard

by Logan Hill on Feb 2, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

Yes!

Should I make the sign? Chances it will get in?

"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales

by MizzouRugby on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Try

"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales

by MizzouRugby on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Comment fail

"I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches" -Josey Wales

by MizzouRugby on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

what happen to the one yesterday in the comments?

I in no way came up with it but there was one that went like this:

Evidently
Scared to
Play
Next Year

By far my favorite! I want to see this sign on Saturday!

by kc_okerix on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 PM CST reply actions 12 recs

That's the one! I rec'd it there, I'll rec it again.

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions

So I looked up who wrote it and it was:“by Professor Chaos on Feb 1, 2012 8:35 PM CS” ! He get’s all the rec’s.

by kc_okerix on Feb 2, 2012 1:01 PM CST up reply actions

That may be the best ESPN sign I've ever seen

by groggydog on Feb 2, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions

Someone please make this sign.

Where’s Professor Chaos??!?!?!

by MarioVanPeebles Republic of China on Feb 2, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions

he said he's not going and left the rights to t&c fan.

if you’d have been in the thread last night, you would know these things. ;-)

Lamentations 3:22-23

by threadkiller on Feb 2, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions

Ben McLemore Can't Read This Sing.*

which is good for 3.3 GPA at kU

Busting Bill C since September 19, 2011 10:19 CST, 8:19 PDT.

by mizzou2396 on Feb 2, 2012 12:36 PM CST reply actions 5 recs

because this just may happen...

the university of kansas:
2016-17 Mountain West Co-Champions

@armyofmike

by kcmike on Feb 2, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Big 12 Team Countdown...

11… 10… 9… 8… 7…

by BillQuantrill on Feb 2, 2012 1:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs

Yes! and you my friend have the best name on here.

I make bad decisions and people think my roller skating is hot.
#CakeForLife

by BillSelfsToupee on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 PM CST up reply actions

I don’t like it. It puts my Mizzou homerism in direct conflict with my distaste for terrorists.

John Brown (who was in no way from Kansas, he merely fought there some), leaves me only slightly less conflicted being as he was an anti-slavery terrorist. maaaaaan.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Feb 2, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions