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SEC Speed Fan Challenge: Watcha Got?

In Novemeber I made a fan post asking for people to state an activity that they do and challenged everyone to then do it faster in the hopes of calculating our new SEC-ness. Now we are in the SEC, and it's time to see how much time we got rid of. Did we throw off our shackles of slowness and replace them with wings made from gravy and pork cracklins? Let's find out.
It takes me about 45 minutes to finish a 4 page paper. I’ll do whatever it takes to finish this next paper in under 30, and STILL get the "A".
CappinCribbs
I can be done with a 12 hour shift at work in 10 hours. This week, I’ll try to stop working after 8, tops.
Andy--01
last saturday i drank 6 beers in 4 quarters of mizzou football this week i’ll shoot for 6 in 3 quarters
Wooderson
i'm eastbound and down... i gonna drive to texarkana and bring back a truckload of coors to georgia in 27 hours and 30 min…
Wooderson #2
my wife said i got done in 3 1/2 minutes now that we are in the sec i can be done with her in a minute and a half
mizzutigr
I think this year I can put the Xmas lights up in about 30 minutes. We must have taken about 50 minutes last year. I'm truly ready to step it up.
Spider_Monkey
I’ll start using the fast-forward feature while watching movies. Who needs to hear all that exposition when you can see it in SEC SPEED!!
Wesly Stripes
I'm going to Drop the 5K to sub 20 (currently it’s 20 and change) Do 4 miles in sub 27. (27:05) HM in 1:30 (1:35) HIM in sub 5:30 (currently 5:37)
mizzou2396
It currently takes me about 33-35 minutes to drive from JC to Columbia for a Mizzou game. I think I can (safely) make that drive in the 30 minutes or less.
Jack618
last time i tailgated, it took me around 63 minutes to get the charcoal ready, the ribeyes cooked, and the sides prepared. this saturday when i take the cold cuts route, i look to shave that time by a good 45-50 minutes. everyone has to make the small sacrifices.
threadkiller
It took me 3 minutes to think of something to do to increase my SEC speed next time, I will only take 2.
ttt
My longhorn t-shirt pizza delivery guy... will now be expected to bring me my pizza in 25 minutes or less on game day as opposed to the normal 30 minutes we allow! Even though the horns were rejected by the SEC (and every other conference), I will still expect my pizza at SEC speed!
texan304
Right now my 5k is 32min. Let’s see where it gets to by summer.
MVPoRC
I will DVR EVERYTHING so I can skip commercials and watch only 22 minutes of show for every 30 minute block of programming.
Whatever I can put off until the very last minute, so as to not take up any more of my time than is absolutely required, I will. (caveat, I already do this pretty well)
I can type 100 words a minute. In order to better argue over the internet and troll slower fanbases I will up that typing speed to 115 wpm.
Instead of saying goodbye at the end of a phone conversation I will simply hang up the phone.
I will quit proofreading all e-mails.
shaffe

Obviously some of these activities have not had the opportunity to be tested, I'm looking at you mizzutigr, while others with the new time pledge would just require a yes or no answer. Of the ones that can not be tested for an opproximate SEC time please provide reasurance that these new speed requirements will be met when the activity again presents itself. In a week or so I would like to make another FanPost caculating our new found speed.

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