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Les MIZZOUrables: Master of the Blog

MASTER OF THE BLOG

BILL C.
My band of geeks
My den of downright dorks
My bunch of sad sacks, my always pissed at storks.
My fellow True Sons
Spend their workdays on my site
Getting paid for God knows what
They log in every AM
And sit there all day on their butts

Welcome, new poster
Glad we caught your eye
Tell us if you would choose
Cake over pie
As for TB,
PM and the rest
If you like hate speak
Then please be my guest.
Seldom do you ever see
Objective bloggermen like me
A gent of SB internet
Who's for now content to be…

Master of the blog
Doling out the stats
Ready with a spreadsheet
And a list of facts
Post four-thousand words
Attach a mess of links
BST discusses how his bm stinks
Here’s a recipe to savor
Here’s some free IT advice
We canceled Karma Thread

So skip all your old stories of crab lice


BILL C. & POSTERS
Master of the blog
Wears a Puma suit
Works for SB Nation
Where he rakes in loot

Servant of the meme

A few of them are great
Compiler, philosopher,
With Caillou hate!
Wields a mighty big ban hammer
But doesn’t swing it all that much

BILL C.
This passes for content?!

Gark! I must be losing all my touch!


MRS. BILL C.
I used to dream
I’d marry me a mathy hunk
As it turns out
Life’s also filled with other junk..


`Master of the blog?'
Glad he has his geeks
I’m the one we’re calling
when the toilet leaks
Use an abacus
Good with a slide rule
That’s as close as he gets
To a power tool

What a cruel trick of nature
The handyman at home is me
That’s the reason why
I said no to the Christmas tree!


BILL C. & POSTERS
Master of the blog.

MRS. BILL C.
Master and an ape!

BILL C. & POSTERS
Compiler, philosopher

MRS. BILL C.
Just hand me the duck tape!

BILL C. & POSTERS
Servant to the dim. Butler to the bleak.

MRS. BILL C.
Meh, tell ‘em you eat Imo’s; they’ll drop ya in a week

BILL C. & POSTERS
Everybody bless the Masthead!
Everybody bless Rock M!

BILL C.
Everybody raise a growler

MRS. BILL C.
Have you seen my mortar trowel-r?

ALL ROCK M NATION
Everybody raise a growler to the master of the blog!

HUZZAH!!

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