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A Statement from University of Texas Athletic Director in Exile Gaknar

My friends, as you have probably heard by now, my efforts to claim my rightful place as leader of Longhorn Nation have fallen short. Having seemingly eliminated all of my enemies (sorry about that video Oliver Luck, but you're in the Big XII now and we don't mess around), imagine my surprise at being ambushed by some two-bit lily-livered nerd from Arizona. You know, back in my day, shameless glad-handing, rampant bribery and gross character assassination was enough to get you a good paying job, but apparently these days you also need a good Power Point presentation.

But, I've never been one for sour grapes. Congratulations to you Steve. I have no doubt that Houston Nutt will turn things around down there in Austin. But if things do turn south, not to worry. Ole Gaknar still has a lot of friends in the statehouse and I'll be sitting here watching. And waiting.

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