The whistles were inconsistent, Phil Pressey did something silly in the final minute, etc. It was a Mizzou road game, in other words. Mizzou lost and missed out on a double-bye in the SEC Tournament because this episode played out on five separate occasions in conference play. Good times.

Real analysis tomorrow. For now, here's your Saturday evening thread. Please try to have a decent evening and deposit any grandiose rants in the game thread.