AD Lew Perkins: I suggest you flip a coin gentleman. This office has to be clean for our new coach Ron Prince tomorrow, and I want it spotless. He’s a bit of a germaphobe, which explains why he shaves his head and avoids all contact with dirt.
— From the most excellent "
I'll see you at Sbarro" over at EDSBS. And, no, I don't want to let the "RON PRINCE FOR KANSAS" joke to die.