So, this guy is the new head coach at Kansas. No, seriously. Guys, stop looking at me like that. I'm dead serious. It's official and everything. GUYS THIS ISN'T A JOKE. I'M NOT KIDDING.
For non-football dudes, it's only natural for the ol' synapses to fire off as such: "Heisman?"->"Cheating?"->"Ohio State". 'Tis truly the one outcome that can bring a tear to Ohio State and Auburn faithful alike. (H/T: War Eagle Reader)