Filed under: No. 1 Texas massacres No. 11 Missouri in Austin, 56-31 By RPT Oct 18, 2008, 10:10pm CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: No. 1 Texas massacres No. 11 Missouri in Austin, 56-31 Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Consider this your "alternative to alcoholism" postgame thread. Actual analysis will be coming at some point in the next couple of days. Next Up In Links Big days from Mya & Maddie key in run-rule victory over George Mason A Look at Former Mizzou Baseball Players on MLB Opening Day Rosters Mizzou Softball has a New York State of Mind Mizzou Softball Moves Up to No. 12, Gymnastics Gainesville Bound for NCAA Regionals Big weekend on the diamond for Mizzou Sports SEC, WOE IS ME.