Today we get to what has really set Mizzou apart in the "Creative Suffering" department. Sure, every school has their odd incidents, but Mizzou has made theirs rather artistic, and they will be recognized throughout next week's M-I-Z... E-R-Y competition. There haven't been quite as many of these as there have been hated players or killer losses, so I can account for most of the major ones below. Add to the list whatever you feel appropriate.
Off-The-Field Ridiculousness/Sadness
Athena-gate
Them Crackers Shaking
"We're Watching Roots!"-gate
Matt Painter To Mizzou!
Tony Van Zant Blows Out His Knee In High School All-Star Game
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Your turn.