1. One day to Braggin' Rights
The Trib: Braggin' Rights vets prep newcomers for atmosphere
Decatur Herald-Review: It's more than Braggin' Rights
PowerMizzou: Braggin' Rights Beginners
Mizzou Network: Mizzou Preview: Braggin' Rights 2013
SEC! SEC! SEC!
Arkansas Fight: Trough Talk: What are the chances SEC team X makes the NCAA Tournament?
2. Hello, (official) new Tigers
MUtigers.com: Football Announces Early Enrollees
The Trib (Behind the Stripes): Missouri announces 5 early signees for Class of 2014
KC Star: Missouri announces five early football signees
Post-Dispatch: Mizzou football adds five newcomers
PowerMizzou: Five set to enroll early
PowerMizzou: 2014 Defensive Recruiting Reset
3. Two weeks to Oklahoma State
The Trib (Behind the Stripes): Missouri Bowl Practice Notes: The "What's the Deal with L'Damian Washington's toe?" edition
Post-Dispatch: MU’s Washington won’t let toe injury keep him from playing
PowerMizzou: PMTV-HD: Justin Britt
KC Star: His media blackout lifted, Missouri’s Michael Sam now sings like a bird
As long as something works...
The Trib (Behind the Stripes): STAT SPOTLIGHT: Which defense has worked the best for Missouri?
Winner gets Matt Painter? MT @Dave_Matter: Missouri & Purdue have agreed in principle to 2017-18 football series.— Jingle Bell Rock M (@rockmnation) December 19, 2013
...loser gets Painter.
Post-Dispatch: Mizzou, Purdue agree to football series
5. Setback for the Fightin' Pingetons
MUtigers.com: Tigers Fall to Missouri State Lady Bears, 67-53
6. BOWL SEASON IS HERE!!!!1!!
Sports Unlimited: A History of College Bowl Games - Payouts, Names, Sponsors, and Stats
Grantland (Doug Gillett): Bowl Seasonal Affective Disorder: Six Signs That an Embarrassing Upset Could Happen to YOU
SB Nation: ESPN 'Megacast' to show BCS title game in 6 ways on 6 channels
7. "Donuts don't wear alligator shoes..."
Gawker: The Top 100 Greatest Action Movie One-Liners of All Time: The Supercut