Mizzou Links, 4-4-14: Take my hand ... we'll make it, I swear

Bummed out about the Zach Price situation? Take my hand. We'll make it, I swear.

1. Welp

The Trib: Price arrested second time Thursday
Post-Dispatch: Mizzou basketball player Price arrested twice for assault
KC Star: MU transfer forward Zach Price arrested twice, suspended from basketball team
The Missourian: Missouri basketball player Zach Price arrested for second time in same day

While we wait to see if we have another scholarship to give...
PowerMizzou: Bobbit talks Mizzou offer, visit

2. #WeekendStubble

The Missourian: No. 16 Missouri softball hits road without key player

#SummerStubble
MUtigers.com: Softball Summer Camp Registration Now Online

3. I knew we should have gotten a live chicken...

MUtigers.com: Mizzou Returns Home to Host Georgia
MUtigers.com: Mizzou Baseball Fan Primer: Georgia
The Missourian: For Missouri baseball, offensive execution is key

4. Hey, Coach Kim

The Trib: Enjoying net gains with the Mules

5. MIZ-UFC

Fox Sports MW: Woodley forced to prove himself worthy of UFC title shot -- again

6. High-stakes gymnastics

MUtigers.com: Updike Leads Gymnastics Into Saturday's NCAA Regional
The Trib: Tigers’ Updike has one shot to reach nationals

7. WHATNOT

Track & Field
MUtigers.com: Tigers Enter Season's Second Big Meet Weekend

Soccer
The Trib: MU soccer team works out with defensive lineup

Wrestling
MUtigers.com: Wrestling Banquet Set for April 11

8. I started to laugh, but then I just cried instead

Film Drunk: NPR's April Fool's Day Prank Was An Absolute Masterpiece

9. Meanwhile, Rob Ford...

Daily Mail: Nigella Lawson is barred from US over drug confession
The Braiser: Nigella Lawson Barred from Entering US for Admitted Drug Use