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Mizzou Baby Forever

I, for one, welcome our new infant overlord.

Lose yourself to dance.
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Rarely do you find yourself thrust into a moment so important that it's repercussions span millennia, yet here we stand. Ladies and gentlemen, the time to act is now. First, let me brief you on the situation by showing you this quick video:

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What a nice, fun little commercial. It gives a shout-out to the fans of each SEC institution while playing some neat jazz music. What you may have overlooked is that this advertisement also brought someone of immense prominence to our attention. I'm talking, of course, about Mizzou Baby.


Look at him. His happiness is so palpable that I can literally feel it enveloping me in its warm blanket of joy. His bouncy dance step is the excited waddle that we all feel like emulating when we feel the crisp, fall air of a gameday morning. He is every happy fan during the moments immediately following a Maty Mauk touchdown pass. He is the celebration that takes place at Harpo's after a big win. If we could all be a little more like Mizzou Baby, the world would be a much better place.

This is your mission, Tiger fans:

  • Discern the identity of Mizzou Baby
  • Make sure his schedule is clear during every home game
  • Get him field-passes for the entire season
  • Accept him as your new personal deity

Once we accomplish all this, we will be invincible.

Mizzou Baby is love. Mizzou Baby is life.