Yesterday, I had some fun on the Rock M Twitter account.
While the recruits eat steak and lobster and whatever the heck else they want on their OVs, a question for the field:— Rock M Nation (@rockmnation) January 24, 2015
What would a school need to serve you to make you think, "Oh HELL yes, I HAVE to go to school here"?— Rock M Nation (@rockmnation) January 24, 2015
@rockmnation Penn state has a milkshake machine. I would weigh approximately 90000000 lbs if I went there.— Spanky (@MCBoomOfDoom) January 24, 2015
@rockmnation You know those 5 pound Reese's Cups? The meat equivalent of that. Plus a 5 pound Reese's Cup.— Ricky Sirois (@switzy227) January 24, 2015
@rockmnation lasagna, veal Parmesan on angel pair pasta, Cesar salad, garlic bread sticks, toasted ravs.— Nate Smith (@NTG_Smith) January 24, 2015
Today, I'll ask a different question: You're a four-star high school prospect, with offers from just about everybody, and you get to take five official visits. What four other schools are you visiting (before visiting Mizzou and committing there, obviously), and why?
1. Wisconsin. Because I use any excuse I can possibly get to visit Madison.
2. Arkansas. Bacon. And hey, I already know I'm going to Mizzou; might as well start scouting the enemy now.
3. USC. Because I'm an 18-year old male.
4. Alabama. Because I would lose my four-star designation if I didn't. And because barbecue.