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Spring is a joyous season, full of grandeur and life. There's baseball, softball, NBA playoffs, and increasingly enjoyable weather for you to revel in, so why are you sitting in front of your computer screen scoffing at the rantings of a deep-web Auburn message board commenter? Detach, friends. There are myriad ways for you to pass the time until football season, while also making setting yourself up to enjoy said football season to the fullest. Simply peruse this handy-dandy list of How To's, and you'll be well on your way to the the best Spring you've had in years.
We'll start with the Spring sports.
Now that you're sufficiently entertained, here's how you can set yourself up for optimum football enjoyment come Fall.
And, for good measure, make sure you get some fresh air!