Hello. I wrote a series of poems for you. I hope you like them!
Tier I
Win and you are in.
Realizing offense is good
Makes Tigers elite.
Injuries test depth.
Freshmen are inconsistent.
‘Bama doesn’t care.
Tier II
Kirby wins ugly
But a win is still a win
Until LSU
Defense and passing
Identities are good but
Still second in East
Tier III
Auburn ruins things.
‘Bama has nothing to spoil
War Eagle loses
Scary team plays tough
Seven overtimes last year
LSU look out!
Tier IV
Pruitt coach of year?
No credit for making mess
And cleaning it up
Lose most of roster
And the top two quarterbacks
Bowl game anyway!
Waste a good defense
Why did it all fall apart?
Beat Arkansas please!
Mississippi State Bulldogs
Serious question
Name three players on this team
Quiet, disappointing
Do you remember?
They beat Georgia! I promise!
Football is so weird
Hire ex-head coaches
To make your program better
Didn’t work. Shocker!
Tier V
Three losses is fine!
Derek Mason will be coach
Until end of time
Beat by old QB
Unprecedentedly bad
Will beat Missouri